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- Centre Parcs are like a middle class prison camp (7 replies)
- I'm just waiting for the postal order to come through from Curly then I will contribute (0 replies)
- That was rather impressive from Joe Hart last night. (36 replies)
- Afternoon AWIMB. I was meaning to tell all of you wrinklies that I spent the weekend at Butlins. (38 replies)
- Right, modd's decided he doesn't need our help so you can quit PMing me. (0 replies)
- Andros Townsend in the England squad #epicbantz from Roy (15 replies)
- speaking of financial matters, we still need investors for our movie. $50k, we'll give you pricks a (4 replies)
- I thought pollution was supposed to happen when it's hot? (10 replies)
- dentist post (43 replies)
- I have nothing to ask Awimb today. (6 replies)
- Messi must be close to being priceless, musn't he? Would they sell him for 200m? 500m? (4 replies)
- Blimey, just reading about the real life death of "Prospect" from Sons of Anarchy. (12 replies)
- Is this some kind of joke? (2 replies)
- friend of mine spending a long weekend at Indian Wells. jealous af. (0 replies)
- Ozil reminds me of Larry Bird and Obama. (28 replies)
- Had we won yesterday I believe we would have suffered the same fate as Man. City eventually. (4 replies)
- Happy Persian New Year to you all! (0 replies)
- I cant be bothered to scroll down. Did we establish that Clive Tyldesley was talking out of his (5 replies)
- I fear Mr Pellogreeny will soon be scrutinising the decor of the Job-Centre (2 replies)
- I can't be bothered to scroll down. Did we establish if we established that Clive Tiddly was talking (0 replies)
- Now that all of the premiership dross is out, we can sit back and enjoy the rest of the CL (1 replies)
- One isn't really permitted to tackle Barcelona is one. (6 replies)
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- City gone (0 replies)
- RIP Shaw Taylor.... (1 replies)
- Ozil Responds To Criticism Over Half-Time Shirt Swap (31 replies)
- I'm now thinking of cooking a mixed grill for dinner. Is this madness? (49 replies)
- f**king vegetarian c**ts! (14 replies)
- Pizza for me. Proper pizza, from a converted 20' container. (8 replies)
- I like he fact there is no reference to the eyewitness's attire (2 replies)
- Scholes wanted Ozil substituted at half-time. Dixon agreed. (12 replies)
- Today, in the gym, I heard a white man and an asian man share a racialist joke (65 replies)
- Old Skool Pole: What to do? I had many Stellas and 2 bottles of wine (15 replies)
- Hmm, a first time buyer's ISA. (8 replies)
- While out walking this lunchtime I found myself trapped in an alley among a cluster of Polish nuns. (9 replies)
- I'm getting so boring. I am considering buying one of those Dremel multi tools (27 replies)
- Brilliant. Pension relief slashed. (17 replies)
- Sort of expected to see a flood of criticism of ozil today but apparently not (14 replies)
- Why am I amused that I have just been emailed by a Kat Bone? (8 replies)
- Speaking of dwarfs, I have to be careful what I say about his chap, as he lives down the road from (16 replies)
- Women you find yourself strangely attracted to (51 replies)
- Looking forward to buying my first Dolce and Gabbana suit! (3 replies)
- What sort of snooping software is Linkedin using? (2 replies)
- So let me get this straight, if Charlie is right, the following scenario is offside: (41 replies)
- BudgetWIMB. Does anyone else find this strangely arousing? (3 replies)
- The important issue of last night. (43 replies)
- I found myself watching video after video on Youtube last night. and home how managed to stumble (8 replies)
- Where will we finish in the league? (8 replies)
- OK. Have you all finished now? (0 replies)
- I honestly think we would've got the goal if we'd been able to put Sanogo on instead of Gibbs. (9 replies)
- I have to say, not for the first time, I was impressed with Jardim. Now he's gone all Mark Hughes (19 replies)
- Anyone else notice that in the pre-match montage of Arsenal players looking crestfallen after all (27 replies)
- Apart from all the other stuff. Ramsey is looking good. Like Ramsey of last season (3 replies)
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- Who, I repeat who, was that complete tosser hosting the ITV coverage (17 replies)
- The predictable response that the third goal at the emirates f**ked us (21 replies)
- If City go out tonight we must be getting rather close to losing the 4th place trophy? (3 replies)
- Why does Ozil get so much criticism from scholes? I thought he was one of our best players last (20 replies)
- Well, that was all a colossal waste of time and energy, wasn't it? (24 replies)
- Would it be fair to say on current form Monreal is probably the best (4 replies)
- Isn't NewsBeat supposed to be for the younger audience? >>>> (1 replies)
- Would this be a season of failure or success if we win the FA Cup and finish in the top 3? (11 replies)
- Think that Monaco CB, Abdenour, could do a job in the PL (0 replies)
- WOULDVE left #coqblock on and swapped Nemo for Ramsey (7 replies)
- The F.A. Cup is there for the taking. I hope we don't blow it. (6 replies)
- Watching Cazorla and Ozil is a joy. (10 replies)
- T|ease Me (0 replies)
- I remember when we did our first Wenger double an old Newcaste geezer with tears in his eyes when we (1 replies)
- I keep getting slated but AW just won't get us into CL contention (1 replies)
- Was Monreal injured? Can't think of any reason to bring on Gibbs on when chasing a 3rd goal.... (8 replies)
- I can see us thrashing Madrid or Barcelona 4-0 at this stage next season. (9 replies)
- We really need that Liverpool v Manu game to be dirty as possible, sendings off galore. (1 replies)
- How on earth did we concede 3 goals at home from this team??? (4 replies)
- Glorious failure once again.... (9 replies)
- If we win at Newcastle this weekend I'll be a happy bunny despite our exit. The way we played keeps (5 replies)
- I thought tonight was a fantastic effort, well done Arsene and Arsenal (7 replies)
- Another in a long list of ultimately meaningless pyrrhic victories. Big deal, we're only (4 replies)
- What a crushing result for Arsene. Just not meant to be. I've never seen him quite so disappointed (1 replies)
- I have to say that I was more than a little bit underwhelmed by Monaco over the two legs. (12 replies)
- I always fancy the away side in penalty shootouts (1 replies)
- Afraid Arsene is jinxed never to win this trophy (5 replies)
- Slightly annoyed by the Walcott subsitution. I think he touched the ball twice at the most. (8 replies)
- WE ARE LIKE BASLE? ......f**k off (1 replies)
- Anyway, 2nd and the cup is still a very good season (1 replies)
- Crap. That stupid third goal at home. We knew when it went in... (5 replies)
- the only hope would've been for that koscielny chance to have gone in. (0 replies)
- Congratulations Monaco you have won the right to be smashed to pieces (0 replies)
- f**k it we'd have lost to Bayern, Barca, Real etc so whatever. (0 replies)
- That could f**k our season we wil be knackered at the weekend & all (6 replies)
- So that Ox goal was a curse. (Though if we hadn't conceded the 3rd it would have been tie winning.) (4 replies)
- I am knackered after that. And annoyed but good I hate this competition. (0 replies)
- f**k off Ozil (1 replies)
- so when do we lynch Nemo? (1 replies)
- Good try but (1 replies)
- It's not going to happen (3 replies)
- Bono can just f**k right off as well. (1 replies)
- What a monumental f**k-up. We will learn from this. (4 replies)
- :( (0 replies)
- Not sure whether it has been mentioned but the referee is a c**t (0 replies)
- Should points out.....it doesn't matter if they score now....we still need a third. (0 replies)
- GET IN RAMBO - I told you he should have started (0 replies)
- B E L I E V E (0 replies)
- f**k off you c**ts!!!!! (0 replies)
- f**k me (0 replies)
- Come on! (0 replies)
- COME ON (0 replies)
- Palputations kicking in. (0 replies)
- Ref is becoming a bigger c**t as the game goes on. (0 replies)
- Backpass for days (0 replies)
- Shots from outside the box? (0 replies)
- Should have taken of Hector and shuffled Welbz or Santi at RB. (0 replies)
- he's leaving Nemo on for the full 90 innit (1 replies)
- Pity we don't have Ox, Serge or TR7 to bring on at full back. Hector's done well, but imagine if (0 replies)
- Has to be said, ozil has been considerably less than superb. So many good (0 replies)
- Over elebriative sometimes. (0 replies)
- SHOOT YOU c**t!!!! (1 replies)
- When do we sling Per up front? (0 replies)
- If Ox hadn't scored in the last tie, we wouldn't have been pushing for a 2nd, and would only need 1 (0 replies)
- Scholes really hates Arsenal (2 replies)
- What a horrible chant (0 replies)
- This ref is such a f**king homer. c**t. (0 replies)
- Paul Scholes: How can a genius footballer be such a cretinous c**t of a human? (7 replies)
- Scholes is stupider than Townsend. (3 replies)
- Very unlucky not to be further ahead. Excellent half. One more goal and it all changes (3 replies)
- Half times seen shorter than they used to be. (1 replies)
- I woul;dn't have started Wellbeck ... shows what I know as he's been ace. (0 replies)
- Alan....... drives a **** car. (0 replies)
- Played well, Ozil + shirt = (3 replies)
- I want us to exit in a dignified manner tonight. Good performance, win but get the hell outta the CL (5 replies)
- #Coqblock we really owe it to him to get a solid partner next season. (0 replies)
- Ok ref, lets see you do that throughout the game you c**t (3 replies)
- Wellbeck is a bit **** in a lot of ways. He shouldnt be (2 replies)
- Too pedestrian. We'll never score 3. (3 replies)
- OZIL (0 replies)
- Going to plan. (0 replies)
- Ffs :o (0 replies)
- Yeah, i really dont like this ref at all. Bit of a c**t (0 replies)
- Oh....he's one of those foreigners (0 replies)
- That is f**kin dreadful by the referee (0 replies)
- Kevin Campbell looks lively just his touch not great at times (0 replies)
- Get one more be half time lads they'll **** their pants (1 replies)
- Unlucky Welbz (0 replies)
- Brilliant finish. Love the way he went to hold his quiff until he realised it was still on. (0 replies)
- Good finish (0 replies)
- Thoroughly deserved, that. Well played lads. Good lad, ollie, weaker foot (0 replies)
- Olly. You fighter. (0 replies)
- BELIEVE (0 replies)
- It's on (0 replies)
- Have it. (0 replies)
- Townsend wants is to win. Anytime we break you (2 replies)
- Have I been in a coma for the last 10 years? Where did this conscious touch business come in? (0 replies)
- Ref is a c**t. Really pissing me off. (0 replies)
- They are not bad this lot. Scoring three here would be some achievement (2 replies)
- W're too nervous. Everything almost but not quite. (0 replies)
- We're getting closer..... (1 replies)
- I've seen better starts from us, it has to be said. Usual big game jitters getting to us. (0 replies)
- Almost TPT folks, Toilet Paper Time. Set your sphincter to pulsate, as Arsenal are in action! (2 replies)
- I though Andy Townesnd was Finnish. (0 replies)
- How about a prediction? I'll go for 0-2 (10 replies)
- Here's some extremely camp Swedish eurovision sign language as a pre match warm up. (3 replies)
- Sanchez, Walcott, Giroud (2 replies)
- Rambo looked like the player of the 1st half of last season on Sat. So we drop him. Insane. (0 replies)
- Must be celebtime. Bumped into James Martin today and a hairy biker yesterday. (2 replies)
- Heskey starts then .. (0 replies)
- Ospina, Bellerin, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal, Coquelin, Cazorla, Ozil, Welbeck, Alexis, Giroud (1 replies)
- Remember we created a lot of chances against them in the first leg, all we need tonight is more of (7 replies)
- dead nazi **** reincarnated. (0 replies)
- Wenger out! (7 replies)
- What is the strategy to be, go all out or sit back & wait & get them on the counter attack? (11 replies)
- Its soooo obvious we are going to win (24 replies)
- I must be getting old. The junkmail in the post has changed. (10 replies)
- Speaking of matters of the environment, does anyone else bother separating their (13 replies)
- Of course, even those who hold out no hope tonight expect a heroic failure. (78 replies)
- So 'Pikey' is OK, apparently. Can't say I really understand the rules anymore, tbh. (90 replies)
- That Aussie boxer who died (46 replies)
- I'm currently giving Eastbound and Down another watch, it's pretty great (0 replies)
- So apparently, gay men Dolce & Gabbana don't like the idea of gay people having IVF babies and (13 replies)
- Love these away trips....here's the official line up live at the Parc des Princes (2 replies)
- Today, I intend to protest St Patrick's Day by not having a drop of alcohol pass my lips. (28 replies)
- Ooh...just read down the board and saw Jorge calling Sir C an arriviste! You do realise J, that (9 replies)
- Agus anois, la feile padraig shona daoibh. (25 replies)
- wd The Daily Mash (2 replies)
- Nobody wants to see that sort of thing in a match (yes we do) (1 replies)
- Yorkshire First - the voice for Yorkshire. (8 replies)
- I've not had a coffee for a week or so now. This week I've started on Green Tea (4 replies)
- Following the 'Middle class' bit below, have you been socailly mobile? (56 replies)
- The moddtopus has declared the tribble ours and that be good enuogh for me (0 replies)
- What's all this "we'll do it:" *******s? Arsenal have been doing this every (2 replies)
- Surely the sticky has served its purpose and can now f**k off? (5 replies)
- Do you think we'll ever get rid of Gunnersaurus? He's just so embarrassing, incongruous and (9 replies)
- Steve Williams: An apology (2 replies)
- Lets hope there is some complacency in the Monaco ranks tonight being 3-1 up. (0 replies)
- It's not jinxing if you anonymously say it in a poll, right? (16 replies)
- One other thing on our side tonight. We have no pressure at all imo (39 replies)
- Series 5 - Episode 14 of The Walking Dead (2 replies)
- So. Reading it is, then. (19 replies)
- Jamie Redknapp at Heathrow Terminal Three! WHAT COULD THIS MEAN??? (4 replies)
- I don’t for one moment think we’re “back in the title race” but what would it take, I wonder, (63 replies)
- Game over 3-0 (6 replies)
- According to this we have won every game we have ever played against Reading (4 replies)
- Come on Reading, 1-0 up! (12 replies)
- I caught that one hour 'Invincibles' show over the weekend (1 replies)
- FA Cup (5 replies)
- Gabriel back in the squad for tomorrow, good news imo! (5 replies)
- Arteta and Debuchy are Police Academy 3 (39 replies)
- Right, let's quit f**king about, HERE'S a shed. (24 replies)
- Differences between the UK and mainland Europe. (13 replies)
- OK. What is there hanging in your wardrobe that, with hindsight, you think may have been a bad idea? (22 replies)
- They are everywhere. (22 replies)
- Now here's a man who fills his mustard trousers well. Look and learn, j. (9 replies)
- I need Awimb's assistance with something. (as usual) (41 replies)
- SIr Charlie - your thoughts? (53 replies)
- An entire thread about rubber soul amd no mention of norwegian wood (69 replies)
- Text book stuff from George Boyd. (1 replies)
- Sir Charlie out and about (2 replies)
- So we are sending out over 1000 solar phone chargers to one of the poorest island in the world (16 replies)
- It's 50 years this year since the relase of Rubber Soul. Half a century. (62 replies)
- Is the big nosed boy f**ker around yet ? (18 replies)
- This Grant Shapps / Michael Green business is strange, it's like a **** Fight Club (5 replies)
- I'll get this out of the way early. This Rooney KO video. (18 replies)
- I'm up in Newcastle and the local media are determined they will give us a game next weekend (1 replies)
- My li'l won - Champagne-Charlie as we like to call her, did well this weekend. She won the Swedish (14 replies)
- I found Giroud’s goal both immensely satisfying but also a reminder of what we’re missing to (17 replies)
- Poyet gone, not that it's much of a shock (2 replies)
- I tell you what, Clive, this must feel like a hell of a long tim ago if you're a Spurs fan (29 replies)
- 'Liquid faecal excrement' (6 replies)
- Talking of films, I saw one with Chris Rock last night called 'Top Five' that was really very good. (0 replies)
- A few points (21 replies)
- Review - Boyhood. (4 replies)
- Extra bonus: Coloccini can't play against us next weekend. (1 replies)
- We're still bang there you know. (6 replies)
- There may have been something in what those Barcelona c**ts said about Cesc. (2 replies)
- I was hoping the Spuds would do us a favour. (1 replies)
- Afternoon AWIMBers .. Just Back To .... (6 replies)
- Give Rooney his due, this is pretty funny: (2 replies)
- I've just turned on the TV at 40 minutes and it is 3-0 wtf happened? (4 replies)
- Just for today, come on you Spuds. (1 replies)
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- Chelsea are just toying with me aren't they? Getting my hopes up that this will be a glorious (3 replies)
- That's the Spurs for you - always letting you down. We need a draw here. (0 replies)
- A draw in the Man U v Spurs game would do nicely imo (3 replies)
- StatsWimb - little between Olly G, Costa and Aguero. Pretty similar (1 replies)
- :JeSuisClarkson: (0 replies)
- All out for glory against Monaco then, is it? Right. Very good. (10 replies)
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- Ozil still not looking inspiring. (2 replies)
- A definite pen and a but the cnut Gale feels it was difficult decision for the ref (9 replies)
- That was some finish by Giroud. Still plenty of people who (9 replies)
- Giroud, Kos, and Ramsey with great games. Santi as well when he came on. (4 replies)
- one of post but we most in form english team and treble is on (2 replies)
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