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Morning ladies - I'm in Tenerife keeping the boy occupied - live stream Anyone? (6 replies)
I got Ja-Roo, Alexis Alexis and the Welsh Jesus as goal scorers this afternoon (0 replies)
I know you hate my music but can you please vote for me here out of love for my personality? >>> (3 replies)
I have to laugh at my dog's antics sometimes. I have a barometer in the hall (10 replies)
Winning every available trophy guaranteed in a couple of seasons. (1 replies)
Just a reminder about scousers >> (1 replies)
Is everyone out getting crucified? (0 replies)
Anyone need an invite for a OnePlus One? (18 replies)
View on the tv election debate last night (17 replies)
Wenger wins Manager of the month. That's buggered tomorrow then (4 replies)
Would be great if Brentford got promoted. (0 replies)
Giroud wins player of the month, preventing Kane becoming first player to win 3 in a row. (2 replies)
I know I do this every week but f**k it. If you were as pissed as me >>> (5 replies)
TV Party Leader Debate - A Synopsis: (15 replies)
Any of that got standby on your semi final ballot might get lucky as not yet sold out (0 replies)
Early 90s music, sounded like it was recorded in a forest? was the band anyone? (2 replies)
Thunderbirds Are Go! (1 replies)
Just had a letter from Mr Sky telling me that it'll now cost an extra fiver a month (11 replies)
If we win on Saturday and other results go our way we could hit 2nd and be 9 points clear of (0 replies)
Liverpool's cheating over withdrawing players from international duty this week has been the most (23 replies)
Are the FA really so stupid as to think that increasing the homegrown player quota will win England (24 replies)
trying to interpret AW on Diaby it seems as if (2 replies)
I thought April fools was yesterday? (7 replies)
After a few years* I will flog the little Fiat and get something new. (16 replies)
Bloody AA..just realised they auto renew ! 127.50! they must have taken it last year without (44 replies)
I discovered tea towels in our pile of ironing this morning (12 replies)
Morning Awimb. (1 replies)
Looks like Welbz will be out on Saturday. Ozil on the right/left or will he actually start Walcott? (10 replies)
Why does everyone up north seem to think that wearing sunglasses when it's not boiling hot is odd? (5 replies)
Arsene or Aristotle...... (5 replies)
So Diaby played a game of football yesterday.... (31 replies)
Bloody hell! I just twigged! The "Diaby played 45 minutes" was an April Fool! (0 replies)
Sterling "flattered" by Arsenal links (15 replies)
What's all this f**king bull****? >> (3 replies)
The very best thing about an early morning flight? (11 replies)
has anyone ever used one of these dodgy ticket tout websites successfully? (2 replies)
Will he go or will he stay? (5 replies)
The f**king noises old c**ts make when and after eating (18 replies)
The Philippines has got a rebel movement called MILF (3 replies)
Would it be petty of me to harbour resentment towards Giroud for fist-pumping the Monaco goalkeeper (84 replies)
All looking a bit grim for Clegg, latest Ashcroft poll says he'll lose his seat (1 replies)
PlumbingWimb. I had to turn off the water to install the new sink this past weekend. (11 replies)
A lot of talk about Walcotts performance, Hodgeson is a right mug for playing him out of position. (30 replies)
What is the point of Fabian Delph? (41 replies)
Given his reputation as a granny-diddling neanderthal, Wayne Rooney (1 replies)
Financial Fair play in action (1 replies)
Further to yesterday's thread about TIDAL (0 replies)
Roy seems to get very agitated and anxious during a friendly game. (17 replies)
Obvious April fools joke on Beeb Sport. (6 replies)
British ref sends off Kompster (4 replies)
hell yes. we got harry kane. get whatshisface in next. bale. (0 replies)
Easter has been cancelled, they found the body. (0 replies)
What a belter of a goal - should put a cheeky offer in for him in the summer (0 replies)
*******s. Shouldn't have switched on. (0 replies)
Just as I switch on, Gibbs misses and Feo comes off. How have they played? BBC text says Walcott (3 replies)
What a dismal performance, not using Walcott properly at all with that shape :duh: (1 replies)
Nigerian president gone. Badluck Goodluck (1 replies)
You know it's Easter - All hail the resurrection of Diaby... (1 replies)
British ref keen to book Belgian players (1 replies)
f**k me.....Phil Jones got mugged off there (0 replies)
Sheet! (1 replies)
I can foresee a scenario where Balotelli gets sent off after two minutes. (1 replies)
There's a ruddy typhoid blowing out there Rodders (2 replies)
Looks like Gibbs & Walcott getting a start tonight for Ingerland. For gawd sake don't get injured (0 replies)
Harry Kane (0 replies)
The Russians have just invaded the Kazakhstan half. (0 replies)
Ssh! AW's secrets revealed. (1 replies)
Oh how I want us not to lose to Liverpool on Saturday more than ever now (11 replies)
They want to meet me tomorrow (20 replies)
that harry kane is a weird looking ugly fella isnt he ? sort of like a mask..like nicholas cage (3 replies)
Mass on Easter Sunday morning. (21 replies)
Top Ten Things I Don't Like. (62 replies)
I think I will be running off with Lana Del Ray. She does not know it yet but she is top of my (3 replies)
This is possibly the most odd, self-indulgent, narcissistic article I've read this year (11 replies)
Madonna signing her Tidal "contract" with one leg up on the table. What is it with her where she (64 replies)
So J..ive been offered an outstanding investment..so they says..2 bedroom flat ..halifax..75k ??! (7 replies)
Anyone watch the Louis Theroux mental asylum second parter? Quite good viewing. (8 replies)
I'd have thought the Police would be doing these chaps for reckless driving... (6 replies)
Post interview over analysis. Good sign? (36 replies)
Phil Jones clearly not getting the joke* (21 replies)
How exciting, new floodlights at The Emirates next season (5 replies)
Diaby back in full training (4 replies)
This may well be the most profoundly depressing election for some time (92 replies)
Ramsey (7 replies)
Still no news on Welbeck's injury on Arse.com. f**king international breaks (9 replies)
Great performance from Jenks. FFS Wenger drag him back (7 replies)
I'm terrified of what the Labour Party will do to the UK. Miliband cannot really be considered a (9 replies)
14 Years (10 replies)
******* TOP 10 MISSING AWIMBERS ********* (16 replies)
I always have a laugh when I read about some rookie Balkan boy deciding whether to choose between (0 replies)
Things that feel British but are not. (31 replies)
White House extreme political correctness. (2 replies)
Polital correctness gone nuts. (1 replies)
Walking Dead season finale tonight (4 replies)
I know the NHS is not perfect but after 3 days in Belgrade (2 replies)
If this wasn't real I would have thought this to be a comedy sketch. (2 replies)
Underrated things in football: Overarm throws by goalkeepers to launch counter attacks (19 replies)
HELP I've just found out that Wiziwig has closed down. Can anyone please (0 replies)
Not quite sure how Eric Ollerenshaw made it to Number 18, tbh. (11 replies)
Talking about missing Awimbers... What happened to The Strood? (0 replies)
Finished watching Breaking Bad last night. I think my favourite bit was the (7 replies)
Leave it out, darling. (34 replies)
OK Awimb Brain boxes, Here are some of the more unusual questions asked by different places. (2 replies)
Did no one else bake any pax cakes yesterday ? heathens imo (11 replies)
GBP vs the Euro (6 replies)
JobinterviewWimb. Have you ever been asked any ridicules questions during a job interview? (46 replies)
Superking size bed ordered Genuinely life-altering (22 replies)
So I was watching that Steven Hawking fillum yesterday when who should turn up all of a sudden (31 replies)
I've just bit 450 for one bike and 550 for another on ebay..i seem to be winning each auction BUT (18 replies)
Just Welbeck and Ramsey injured in this International break, so far (11 replies)
So how was everyone's first day of British Summer Time? (42 replies)
Great first half for Ozil (Georgia v Germany) - Scholes does not like this (1 replies)
Here is the root of our problems with Iran. (2 replies)
Quality. (0 replies)
Come on North Ferriby!! (I was born there) (1 replies)
BST coming......... (6 replies)
Bale to the Arsenal say I. (10 replies)
Yeah f**king have some of that Taffy (0 replies)
What are Monaco gonna do with Falcao next season? No one is gonna offer his wages after his shocking (12 replies)
Tonight is the hate game. We're going to destroy the Cyprus scum (18 replies)
Neg, do you know this place? was there for lunch but the area was covered by billions of cyclists (6 replies)
He's showing no effects of the stabbing...great line from boxing commentary (1 replies)
Ramsey subbed with a groin injury? (3 replies)
That Harry Cane is another spud retard, told a spud mate at the golf club today (1 replies)
Good evening. Welcome to the night shift. (8 replies)
fifa ultimate team (3 replies)
He's one of our own (1 replies)
Great header by Ramsey (1 replies)
The ancient Greeks knew a thing or two when it came to dealing with murderous publicity-seekers. (0 replies)
shefflid united losing bagheed (0 replies)
Will Russia invade Montenegro? (5 replies)
Not for me, Clive. NTTAWWTOC (23 replies)
Amanda Knox is innocent (1 replies)
RIP Welbz (1 replies)
So now we know the PC brigade have blood on their hands over the Germanwings disaster. (1 replies)
Is Harry f**king Kane, the England messiah on yet (1 replies)
When Welbz does that for us, it never sits up nicely for a tap in. Great nutmeg, though. (1 replies)
Following Germanwings thread below, a little bird tells me Marve's honeymoon flight is on Malaysian (26 replies)
Gentlemen. Let's discuss dinner wear to ensure we're all on freek with this ****. (48 replies)
Shall I (17 replies)
Liverpool now without Sturridge, Skrtel and Gerrard (48 replies)
Anyone know what the smiley >.< might mean in an email? (33 replies)
I casually mentioned at work I don't own a microwave and people appear to be shocked (31 replies)
Watching Masterchef last night, I saw some Australian woman put what looked the nastiest dish on a (22 replies)
Hard not to love this pic (5 replies)
Ashberto: I wasn’t advocating positive discrimination. I was asking why someone who objects to (19 replies)
New Zealand vs Austrlalia (1 replies)
No Skrtel, wow! This means we wom't be letting in goals from the (1 replies)
Forget lunch what's for dinner? (49 replies)
Get ready to be surprised (6 replies)
Do they eat a lot of gigantes or favas in Larnaca?I'm a bit worried by thei Municipal Wind Orchestra (0 replies)
Just watched 'Inside Number 9' for the first time - was very good (6 replies)
So the Prince Charles letters thing could be quite fun imo. (16 replies)
WindowsWimb, Still got Vista. Go to cheap 7 or what? (36 replies)
Everyone in the office has become a psychologist over this pilot chap. (40 replies)
I thought Reus was good but read down and see his goals to matches ratio (9 replies)
This spinning CD is for some reason quite hypnotic imo (0 replies)
The Cameron v Milliband debate would have been far better if the public weren't involved (8 replies)
Someone mentioned 'Cultural Marxism' on here today. Just fyi, it's an oxymoron and refers to "any (29 replies)
One striking bit of news today imo was..British state 'involved in mass murder on British so (4 replies)
Giroud and Kos subs for France and Gabriel for Brazil - live on ITV4 - lets hope they don't come on! (15 replies)
I can't be bothered to watch this Cameron v Miliband nonsense - just another American import we can (9 replies)
Monty - I said I'd get back to you on the question of pleasure derived from the misfortunes of (35 replies)
FALCAO IN SCORCHING FORM!!! against Bahrain... (0 replies)
My gilfriend's cousin is currently holidaying in Columbia and has posted a video on his Facebook (4 replies)
If you were the type of person to fly a plane full of people into the ground. (54 replies)
Whoa, there! What's wrong with dressing gowns? Dressing gowns are - if anything - the single finest (47 replies)
They've released a pic of the co-pilot chappie sitting next to Golden Gate Bridge. (11 replies)
I find it hard to imagine what instant death feels like. I mean, getting punched in the face (55 replies)
You tell 'em Rodders (7 replies)
Holy **** Jermey Clarkson found dead in a Dubai hotel (9 replies)
How long does it take to get a passport? (4 replies)
Well done AWIMB, turning tragedies into petty squabbles since 1998 (1 replies)
Of course, having to watch while the co-pilot tries and fails to get into the cockpit is yet another (88 replies)
Has that pompous dutch oaf had the decency and humility to apologise to poor likkle (5 replies)
In more lighthearted news, someone on my facebook is friends with a Debbie Poon :childish: (3 replies)
So this pilot was locked out of the cockpit as the plane descended (60 replies)
Arsenal players training with Rugby players.... (2 replies)
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Yo yo yo what up vanilla face? I might buy a new telly they seem cracking value these days (27 replies)
Debuchy, Wilsher and Arteta all likely to be fit for Lierpoo. We're going to have a hell of a bench. (6 replies)
I really don't want to be a :monty: here, but I am rather surprised that Ozil's targeting the Ballon (0 replies)
Aaaah wonderful, another short walk to Wembley and a short walk home - tix application : successful (4 replies)
Ive got hiccups awimb. Shock me! (5 replies)
Poll: (12 replies)
Nicklas Bendtner grabs the 27th international goal of his career. (3 replies)
Great goall from Bendtner :hattrickhero: Wenger, Wenger, sign him up! (4 replies)
For those who care about Ozil finally getting some credit, here he is finally getting some credit: (8 replies)
Anybody here worked in a commission based job? (12 replies)
I rather liked this response to F365 on the praise spurs are getting for playing English youngsters (1 replies)
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Clarkson gone (15 replies)
Forgot that Chelsea were in the 2nd division for 8 seasons between 1974 and 1984 (8 replies)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (4 replies)
Thanks for the advice AWIMB (3 replies)
What is for lunch my friend? (10 replies)
You may be able to see now rather than 2pm if successful in ballot. I got 6/6 (7 replies)
Brian May looks like a new age traveller version of Steve Bruce (17 replies)
Any Cyprus experts here *ahem*. I'm going to be there in May. (16 replies)
Skrtel banned for 3 matches and promptly posts a picture of clowns on social media (2 replies)
Is Alan Davies a secret AWIMBer? (8 replies)
Countries you've not yet visited that are close or popular destinations. :recylcedpostwimb: (47 replies)
What I want to know about this Germanwings business is whatever happened to good old fashioned plane (7 replies)
This should be a good won. if 9/11 Happened exactly how the official reports said it did. (17 replies)
wd the Bajan lads (12 replies)
Skirtel denies the FA charge of violent contact, I hope he gets atleast a 4 game ban (7 replies)
Easy Jet to Barca? (4 replies)
Apparently this tweet wasn't a pisstake (3 replies)
Ugliest footballers to play in the Premiership. Luke Chadwick (3 replies)
12/15 (3 replies)
Splendid video of the 10 best hat tricks under Arsene (1 replies)
So this plane crashed after a controlled descent. That's terrorism or pilot suicide, shirley? (12 replies)
Germanwings A320 gone (68 replies)
Hmm, more evidence of our childminder's dysfunctional relationship with the truth (24 replies)
Monty - you asked the other day if I thought Big Ron and Dave Whelan should have kept or lost their (43 replies)
Wow, I've just ventured on to Linkedin after a long absence (33 replies)
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner Huge windfall my AWIMB peeps (0 replies)
Hang on, we've not spuriously pulled one single player out of this round of internationals (5 replies)
We could be 2nd after our next game.... (10 replies)
Black Caps (10 replies)
For any west wing fans, my MP is called bob russell (7 replies)
First Parma football club going now Pirelli being bought by the Chinese (10 replies)
Tonight (2 replies)
One of question, guys. Raised this evening: Is Yoda a mammal? (8 replies)
Bit dead on here. Will we beat Monaco tonight? (1 replies)
Oh dear, Davor Suker appears to be a massive bell end (7 replies)
Brilliant. One of the few players who could rest on the international break gets his first call up. (2 replies)
The introduction of email seems to have not made the work place any more efficient imo (14 replies)
Might as well rename England to Tott*nham, they have 5 players in the squad after Mason has been (4 replies)
Skrtel charged by the FA so won't be playing against us (5 replies)
So apart from Gerrard and Skrtel, Lallana and maybe Sturridge could miss our game? (5 replies)
I'm getting tired of Giroud critics. Everytime there's a Facebook article praising Giroud >>> (1 replies)
Football Tonight on BT Sport, what a tosser the scouser Tony Evans is, ridicules Arsenal (2 replies)
Canine wimb: Just got my beloved German Shepherd back after over a week at the vet with haemoragic (2 replies)
Giroud, best PL striker on current form, 17 goals this season even though he missed 3 months due to (4 replies)
People are still queueing up to see Richard III's coffin in Leicester (5 replies)
Dr Fox charged with nine sex offences involving six people, of whom three were children. (8 replies)
Can you think of anyone more punchable than beardy falling down enthusiast (9 replies)
Poll Poll (49 replies)
Apologies if this has been done before but Gerrard's performance summed up... (2 replies)
Messi looking a bit plain next to his team mates in this one. (22 replies)
Fantastic stuff from RAWK (1 replies)
'Visual disturbance' (8 replies)
Brendan rodgers once again exposed against a big team (34 replies)
I'm a bit surprised at people's enthusiasm for f**king wor Jackie out the window this summer. (8 replies)
I'm a bit surprised at people's enthusiasm for f**king Theo out the window this summer (74 replies)
Man United's first goal yesterday (7 replies)
Oxford seems like a rather nice place. (8 replies)
Australian news presenter with an unfortunate neckline (1 replies)
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