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It's coming. We will win 1-0. (2 replies)
Wilshere has become the perfect Arsene player. Never ever shoots (0 replies)
$%$@^$%^# Technology. (1 replies)
f**k me....we start crossing the ball and we only have a short arse in the box. (0 replies)
Same combination that cost us the game up there. This lot are a f**king jinx on us (0 replies)
Knew that was gonna happen as soonas thecross went long but to them. Flappy would have saved it (1 replies)
Ospina What a c**t. (0 replies)
GET WENGER THE f**k OUT (0 replies)
Sell the lot of 'em, buy Fabianski back, imo. (2 replies)
Always said that c**t would have an error in him. ********. (0 replies)
Bloody Flappy. Double save then another from Santi. Feo's shot weak, though. (2 replies)
Cant remember the last time i saw us this toothless. Our passing has been dreadful (7 replies)
Monty jinxed us by fake-slagging Flappyhandski (0 replies)
Jack Wilshere (0 replies)
Shelvey would be ok on a wet wednesday at Stoke. Cheap squad player (4 replies)
That was pretty attritional stuff, wasn't it? (3 replies)
Good evening everyone. Reporting in, still alive. COYG (1 replies)
The usual early unpunished rotational fowling on Alexis. (1 replies)
Team unchanged for the fifth game in a row for the first time since George was in charge. (0 replies)
The only question the ECB need to answer (4 replies)
A little part of me likes to think that Redgunamu is actually incapable of talking without using (7 replies)
I fancy a gamble tonight...Any value bets? (1 replies)
Looks like our boy Nige is here to stay (2 replies)
E>U ReferendumWimb. As Awimb is regarded as voice of the people. Your Vote matters. (3 replies)
Now I'm all for ethnic diversity, but Dave's new cabinet seems to include at least two out and out (7 replies)
Pietersen not gone, 101 not out. (9 replies)
Pickles gone. (3 replies)
I hope everyone remembers to boo that mercenary, ungrateful c**t Flappyhandski tonight (2 replies)
Ok Awimb. What's the better option (71 replies)
Mr egg and dart hasn't posted for three months. Has anyone had any other contact with him? He had (6 replies)
spurs fans just don't learn, have a look at this (15 replies)
So, who is England's new coach going to be? I understand that Farbrace will take over for the NZ (9 replies)
The Levellers were fantastic. i really needed that after last week. (29 replies)
Good morning Awimb. (34 replies)
Guaranteed 4th at least Please can we now just avoid the stupid play-off (20 replies)
Second Belgian soccer player dead in 2 weeks time of a heart attack. (2 replies)
Interview with Jim Furnell (0 replies)
See that blair back in the media moaning away (20 replies)
Spaced - all of series 2 on tonight on London Live from midnight. (0 replies)
Lawrenson hasn't shaved, has noncey specs on and appears to be wearing his pyjama top on MOTD2 (1 replies)
wd The Plucky Scot (3 replies)
Looks like we have most of the squad available tomorrow including Ramsey ==> (2 replies)
Mourinho is such a joke - plays loftus cheek to show that he has faith in youth.....until he needs a (1 replies)
Why am I even watching this game ffs (2 replies)
It's that time of year again! As the French open approaches Nadal's injuries miraculously disappear. (8 replies)
Anti-fascist groups are the new fascists. (8 replies)
QPR gone (2 replies)
jeezusf**kingchrist i hate Man utd! (8 replies)
Listen... >>>> (1 replies)
can we get some new smileys? perhaps some racially insensitive ones? who do I talk to about that? (6 replies)
these monday games test the mental strength of awimb. need to find more topics. (0 replies)
This Daley Blind blokes looks very ordinary from what I've seen of him. (2 replies)
Sanogo not even on their bench? Should've sent him on loan to a championship club really, (6 replies)
I imagine those Utd fans who ran on the pitch after their second goal are the same ones (1 replies)
Is Mason (spurs) the unbookable? incredible how many fouls he commits without any yellows (0 replies)
On a side note (odd for an Arsenal board but w/e) Pleased that Jenkinson will be back and not sold. (10 replies)
well i wont be cheering the lads on from my plastic seat up in the gods and queuing for an (19 replies)
Spurs finishing the season with a flourish (4 replies)
Moores gone (0 replies)
Come on Hull!! (0 replies)
On BEIN sports - reporting that Guardiola has verbally agreed to join Man City next season (0 replies)
C'mon you Claret and Blues!!!! What, what eh. (3 replies)
If you could get a topic banned on awimb what woud it be? I vote Russell Brand. (8 replies)
Russell Brand is at it again. (67 replies)
Dave but Sam Cam (0 replies)
Anyway . . . (0 replies)
Watching those SNP chaps applauding. A lot of them looked like the proclaimers. (3 replies)
Was it you Monty? Three women kidnap man, rape him and steal his semen (1 replies)
Right, much like Nige, Ed, Ed again, Douglas, the other Douglas and Nick (1 replies)
Cameron prposes English parliament for the English (9 replies)
Don't know if you're about, Sir C, but Owen has delivered his verdict. (28 replies)
Now that’s all out the way will we be spared the insufferable smugness of people constantly (8 replies)
Well we may have a c**t in number 10 for five years but at least i have managed to get tickets (31 replies)
Well played Dave C (1 replies)
FA Cup Final Ticket - Yeeeeeeeeeessssss 'Successful', I can't believe it! (3 replies)
you got to love politics (12 replies)
Schneiderlin emerging as the first early target according to the press.. (10 replies)
So according to Arse.com I've been successful in my registration for a Cup Final ticket (21 replies)
Well, nice to see not much changes. Be seeing, ya, heading out in the sunshine (0 replies)
UK election data analysis at its best (2 replies)
"Working people" (10 replies)
Did IpsosModdi get it right? (2 replies)
Anyone on here been to any of those CarFest thingy bobs? (5 replies)
The electorate is evil (6 replies)
First Clarkson now Farage. What a bad year it has been for the Daily Mail reader. (2 replies)
Dave's having a meeting with HMQ. Quite an achievement for a lad from the (57 replies)
Forced to sign Depay ? what i bloody odd thing to say and how to alienate a staff member (21 replies)
Well, good afternoon you horrible people. Cameron in, hey. If this place is a Barometer it was never (0 replies)
If we leave the EU is it going to make it harder for us to buy **** european players? (7 replies)
Taxi for Peter Moores now too. (10 replies)
Very disappointing time for Labour but there's one crumb of comfort in London (23 replies)
Given Miliband, Clegg and Farage have gone why hasn't that awful Bennett woman resigned yet? (9 replies)
Looking ahead to 2020. They won't actually let Boris lead them into that election, will they? (17 replies)
It's Official. I am off to dance in the streets. (1 replies)
I find the election of Kinnock jr. one of the most disturbing results of this election. If we went (7 replies)
Balls, Farage, Cable and Galloway. All gone. (5 replies)
Time for a nice quiet pint then Nige (0 replies)
Can't help but think that Awimb is overlooking the real issue here - among the new intake of MPs (32 replies)
What is taking the renaming votes so long? (6 replies)
I can just about see why Miliband should resign but Farage cooked his own goose and Clegg has been (2 replies)
Someone at the Arsenal needs to learn to write imo: (1 replies)
Taliban have killed Norwegian and Phillipine' ambassadors to Pakistan.. (0 replies)
Taxi for Clegg. Milliband is just ordering his own minicab... (6 replies)
I'm still not quite sure how labour managed to lose Scotchland so spectacularly (28 replies)
Farage is going to take a holiday and "consider" putting his name back in. (7 replies)
So.... The referendum on the EU should be fun. GOod luck with that dave (16 replies)
The worst part of when finally finding out is the realisation you have to actually (0 replies)
A simplistic question perhaps. (19 replies)
Farage gone (7 replies)
Nigel Forage loses his seat (5 replies)
Silver lining: the mansion tax has been banished. (13 replies)
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Al Murray 381 votes (0 replies)
Wow, so that was bloody depressing (52 replies)
First thing Cameron needs to do is redraw the electoral boundaries sharpish. (3 replies)
Oh well. No job for me Awimb. (5 replies)
How can the remaining constituencies be so slow to count? They need better KPIs imo (4 replies)
Still, on the upside, I'm going to see Adam Buxton do Bug live (0 replies)
Right.. So it looks like the Scots completely bottled it on the referendum vote (14 replies)
So of the last 6 Labour leaders who fought an election (Smith died before he could) (5 replies)
Snp replaced lib dems as the thrid party now (2 replies)
The most distressing news of the night is that modd has revealed himself to be a socialist. (17 replies)
Next Labour leader? They'd be silly not to pick Chuka Umunna. (7 replies)
I hope this is the last we see of that slimy weasel Farage (1 replies)
From the Press Association. (16 replies)
Ed ...cooeeeee (2 replies)
Wish I had more conviction and had put some money on this.............. (2 replies)
tories and snp victors and lib dem and labour losers (10 replies)
Shame the SNP didn't get 2 more seats. I wanted to see Alastair Campbell eat his kilt. (3 replies)
Ed Balls! (3 replies)
clegg surives. disgrace, man should resign (3 replies)
1-3 (5 replies)
f**k off Galloway (13 replies)
Wonder how the Pub Landlord will do? (2 replies)
Lib dems finished as political force. well done clegg (13 replies)
Terrible night for Labour (3 replies)
Tories take Battersea, think they might actually do better than exit polls and get close to that ... (2 replies)
Kinnock says Tory surge (does 8 more seats count as a surge?) "unearned". Maybe. But he, his wife, (0 replies)
Who the hell are TUSC? (2 replies)
Putney another seat for the Tories, comeback is on !!! (1 replies)
Are the Monster Raving Loony Party still around ? (2 replies)
Swindon North, Tories off the mark. (2 replies)
tories increased their vote $ in north swindon. good news (0 replies)
Cheeky *******, she's old enough to be your daughter (0 replies)
I think they'd be better off holding back the coverage until Friday morning. All this forecast (3 replies)
This is hard work trying to stay up watching this with work in the morning. Alright for Labour (6 replies)
Nigel Farage doesn't sound too happy (2 replies)
You gotta hand it to the Mackems. (3 replies)
bad news for snp. bbc say labour doing well in edinburgh (0 replies)
OK English voting public: I don't like you and you don't like me, BUT... (10 replies)
An Australian trying to sit in parliament? GTFO!! (1 replies)
Dear God, Ed Balls on BBC 1 (0 replies)
In fairness, I wouldnt let Ed Balls play with my Etch-a-Sketch, never mind set monitary policy (0 replies)
Wrong Dhillon. (2 replies)
Lib Dems (0 replies)
Bob Dylan looks a whole lot different to when i last saw him. (0 replies)
How many UKIP seats ? (2 replies)
Bob Dylan is standing for the Tories in Sunderland? (0 replies)
tbf, they'd probably vote for a dog turd with a red rosette on it in Sunderland (4 replies)
If the SNP end up as 3rd biggest party, as the exit poll predicts, the first-past-the-post system (5 replies)
Labour 2-0 f**k this what else is on? C'mon Bear Grylls (0 replies)
Going to be a long night for Lib Dems (4 replies)
Those Exit Poll numbers seem a bit off to me.... (6 replies)
f**king hell tory /dup rule for five years . (4 replies)
Hope you all voted, let the fun begin (7 replies)
Labour 1-0 - Sunderland '50 mins. Supermac you c**t (3 replies)
WTF's going on with Andrew Neil's hair... Does he have cancer or something ? (0 replies)
Ironic that the Conservative and Unionist Party look like winning this because of a party who seek (4 replies)
This black quota story linked with Taylor.. It's a piss take, right ? (13 replies)
I rather wish I hadn't voted by post, now. (29 replies)
'kin hell, poll shows the Libdems down from 57 to 10 (1 replies)
Sunderland or Newcastle first ? (0 replies)
This is the ****test transfer deadline day ever. (1 replies)
PHOTO FINNISH! (0 replies)
Butthead has already signed someone from PSV? woimo (1 replies)
I think, from our point of view, we'd much rather you elected a conservative. we can more accurately (77 replies)
Sky or Virgin TV... What are we saying (7 replies)
ukip try very poorly to fake local paper poll (25 replies)
O.K I've waited for 24 hrs- So cancer did for Errol Brown... (2 replies)
Has anyone been to Tajikistan? (0 replies)
Modd may have just found his medium (16 replies)
Computer Wimb: What's the best free file sharing store? I used to belong to (17 replies)
anybody know any tricks to speed up recovery from what i assuem is bruised metatarsal (26 replies)
Tony Adams wants to buy Aston Villa? Fear and loathing in Brum imo. (19 replies)
Bayern in Crisis? - actual headline on a German TV news station (17 replies)
Utd signing Depay for between 25-30m. Is he any good? (22 replies)
My vote will be decided on matters close to me. What matters to me? (9 replies)
Is it safe to say Labour voters tend to me more vocal than Conservative voters? (28 replies)
I'm really not sure why The Guardian keeps using this picture of Nicola Sturgeon (6 replies)
your local MP (0 replies)
I do find it bizarre that the most important issue for voters is the NHS (42 replies)
A good example of the importance of grammar (3 replies)
I can't believe it's the general election tomorrow. There just isn't any atmosphere surrounding it (8 replies)
Neymar and Chamakh do not like this (3 replies)
Pat Strat - this guy is holy grail for a generation........... (1 replies)
Night shift weighing in on best GOT totty. (0 replies)
I am, I believe, one episode of GoT behind. I have one, simple question. (51 replies)
Of course our media friends will be telling us how Jose would have stopped Messi and Barca tonight (1 replies)
My view on champions league semis (4 replies)
Messi is still lastly over rated pour moi.....all he does is zig zag in straight lines (1 replies)
TAXI FOR BOATENG! (9 replies)
Cup Final ref (2 replies)
The Messi lad ain't bad... (4 replies)
WHAT A GOAL!!!! (1 replies)
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carragher is starting to get on my f**king nerves (4 replies)
Speaking of food pronunciation. I feel a bit if a tit when I now order Italian items correctly. Like (38 replies)
What's for dinner? (10 replies)
possibly but I didn't see this - well done Hull (not something you say often) (11 replies)
I'm quite enjoying all this talk of people plotting to seize or retain power on Friday in the event (63 replies)
Dr Neg is excited about tonight's game. Pep's old team v Pep's new team, with new team doctor. (17 replies)
Pat, you mentioned the idea yesterday that the people to trust running the country (4 replies)
Gareth Bale reacts to Keane's criticism "I don't take notice of people who've failed in management" (6 replies)
I have a distinct suspicion many young pop singers these days suffer from constipation. (3 replies)
What pleasant individuals (3 replies)
Just got a leaflet for this chap. Safe to say that Neville has the look of the serial sex offender (19 replies)
This will disappoint a few people on here (12 replies)
Royal media deviancy at it's most distrurbing (15 replies)
I am sick and tired of looking at that little girls face at the top of awimb. (11 replies)
Looking increasingly likely that Bale is the next reject we sign (39 replies)
Kroos has to be the biggest fraud in world football (24 replies)
Talking of idiotic phone thieves, step forward Mr Bobby Heath (2 replies)
I finally put some info on my linkedin page. Now what do I do with it? (13 replies)
Adebayor slags off his entire family on Facebook (11 replies)
good place for eat in shwarmi / middle eastern / turkish kebab near kings cross (11 replies)
Sneaky bet on Juve imo (0 replies)
To all the Ozil haters out there (24 replies)
To be fair, you can see why a lot of these lasses are pissed off about that advert (37 replies)
At what point did someone at Blackberry think making a touchscreen phone but without a touchscreen (13 replies)
Would you accept the pole poll? (77 replies)
Ok let's see Awimb's level. Arsenal to win the league next season and your political party will win (27 replies)
Last one for the day before I go, Set for life anything you could ever want money wise etc but in (8 replies)
HAPPY ST. TOTTERINGHAM'S DAY!!!! (1 replies)
Flamini on Arsenal Fan TV (0 replies)
So. On Friday morning we are going to learn that neither the Tories nor the socialists (67 replies)
Would you rather have your party of choice win the election (31 replies)
Peter, Berni & anyone that thinks the Tories will get a majority (12 replies)
Our saviour (4 replies)
Have any of you heard of Ibrahim Sanara? (1 replies)
F365's Mediawatch in particularly fine form today....... (1 replies)
Did anyone figure out why we played so well offensively last night? (9 replies)
Nasty Germans imo (2 replies)
When we finish 2nd or even 3rd some of those pundits (Owen etc) are going to look pretty stupid. (40 replies)
KPI's and other work *******s. (35 replies)
Spent 9 hours in the car yesterday so I missed the game. Could I have a summary please. (13 replies)
Please no (13 replies)
Life is well ****.. On way to work I observed that (41 replies)
It seems the position that most pundits think we need to strengthen is the goalkeeper (44 replies)
Every year it seems we are presented at the end of the season with the unedifying sight of various (67 replies)
Of all Lee Mason's f**k ups last night I forgot this one (1 replies)