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Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-20-2014, 01:27 PM
How very rum.

Berni
02-20-2014, 01:30 PM
Oh, hang on. There is, isn't there? :-(

Snin
02-20-2014, 01:33 PM

Berni
02-20-2014, 01:36 PM
Then I went shopping for Valentine's things. Got ripped off and had a consolatory pint in a nearby pub overlooking the river. Not the Angel on the Bridge.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-20-2014, 01:38 PM
Has someone prised open your chest, blown out the dust and the cobwebs, and inserted a gram of human emotion?

Snin
02-20-2014, 01:39 PM
red lion hotel..otherwise you are making it up :-)

Jake
02-20-2014, 01:39 PM
Muggins.

Berni
02-20-2014, 01:43 PM
Valentine's, I'll just say 'Oh, I didn't get anything. My boyfriend's got principles', shall I?"

The look on her face and the tone of her voice told me this was not a potential scenario she regarded with any great fondness, so I weighed up my options and made a very slight U-turn.

Berni
02-20-2014, 01:44 PM

Monty91
02-20-2014, 01:48 PM
I told her that across an average year I massively out-do here in trying to inject intimacy and romance into our relationship and the fact she is only able to do so on a day when it is prescribed by society speaks volumes.

Pwned, imo.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-20-2014, 01:48 PM
'heart'.

Snin
02-20-2014, 01:51 PM
15 to 17 year olds.. :hehe: now a few old lushes like to soak up alcohol in their these days...

Classic Jorge
02-20-2014, 01:51 PM

Berni
02-20-2014, 01:52 PM
that has nowhere to go imo. So one has to weigh these matters carefully.

Berni
02-20-2014, 01:55 PM

Monty91
02-20-2014, 02:02 PM
He should be allowed to work that out for himself.

Classic Jorge
02-20-2014, 02:06 PM
Failing that, lopping a chunk of his ***** off early doors would, I imagine, go a fair way to clearing up any lingering doubts.

redgunamo
02-20-2014, 02:56 PM