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  1. Cameron House Hotel on Loch Lomond :-(
  2. I’m pretty sure Oxford St at Xmas would’ve changed Dr Johnson’s mind about London
  3. All this fapping over Sir Kevin of Bruyne and no mention of
  4. a bloody mug
  5. There is nothing worse on earth than the high pitch shriek of an excited child
  6. Christmas LOL
  7. Tube Junkies: Did you know the Paris Metro had an Arsenal station until 1939.
  8. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
  9. I suspect we are about to start telling our children that
  10. Big Bash is back!!!
  11. Are we sacrificing tonight’s game?
  12. So we got an All female Oceans11 now?!
  13. Walcott...should be scoring that!!!
  14. Giroud..slowest player to pull a hammy?
  15. I think I have just effectively witnessed a rape on the train.
  16. Why is this Ed Sheeran chap popular?
  17. What's your most annoying, ongoing, pointless health related warning?
  18. TR7 announces his retirement
  19. I got hideously drunk yesterday.
  20. Hold on, we won, did we?
  21. Walcotts header
  22. Not sure the increasing use of retrospective bans are such a good thing
  23. I see our Norwegian chums have been at it again in Melbourne.
  24. Much as it sticks in my craw to evince empathy for a Tory, I feel it is absurd
  25. Jesus Christ. Everyone gets divorced or equivalent.
  26. So it's Chelsea
  27. What's going on at Ajax?
  28. Without wishing to get all Brita water filters on your arses...
  29. Is anyone working a full day today?
  30. I’m a bit distressed by these blue passports we’re going to get.
  31. Didn’t realise we were playing tonight.
  32. Merry Christmas Mother ****ers
  33. Driving the family home in your new Benz, with the Wombles song at full volume;
  34. World Cup Sweepstakes II update
  35. Merry Christmas :wave:
  36. This is a pile of cund
  37. The coaching of these 2 teams is shocking
  38. I don't much care for Klopp's snotty tone when he speaks of us. We need to drive a
  39. No awimb Christmas wishes from bueno...
  40. Merry Christmas fagmasters
  41. So what are we going to do about this Kane fellow?
  42. £75m for Dick van Dyke
  43. Really....
  44. Where are all you cretins
  45. **** off Palace you cunds
  46. No Ozil and all red kit. Not happy.
  47. What a terrible game this is
  48. Should’ve subbed Ospina on for the penalty
  49. Did Cech call Mike Dean a f*ckin c**t at the final whistle?
  50. Don't think we did enough for all 3 points anyway - Wenger out
  51. Thought -- stay with me here -- Cyborg vs Holm last night was a lesson for us.
  52. How is it possible that I feel worse today than yesterday?!?
  53. So a YouTuber has done something stupid and people on Twitter are outraged
  54. Thon fireworks that went wrong in Oz. What a show. I'd say that's the
  55. Hang about, isn't it only a few years ago that those cuddly Iranians
  56. Saw this movie over XMas and feel rather dirty still....
  57. Has the transfer window been flung wide yet?
  58. Happy New Years AWIMB
  59. ooooh, well done Arsene
  60. So, we're now down to sixth.
  61. So the Windies got raped this morning.....
  62. How do you kill two women, go to jail for each offence and get out to do it again?
  63. Sir Charlie! I am more disappointed than angry.
  64. Arsenal vs Chelsea Predicted line up
  65. Sky Sources: Arsenal are in advanced talks to sign highly rated defender
  66. Who still has their Christmas decorations up?
  67. Santa brought me a Legends Stadium Tour with Perry Groves, which I took yesterday.
  68. Got an Amazon Fire stick for the bedroom tv
  69. Just in case anyone was on the fence about whether vegans are insane...
  70. So, score predictions for tonight then?
  71. Here's a thing: Shane McGowan turned 60 on Christmas Day
  72. What was the single best thing you ate this christmas?
  73. Holding starts
  74. Final 5 minutes was like a game of Fifa imo
  75. Chambers needs to move it along asap.
  76. A good day ruined by the new ball
  77. What's wrong with Xhaka?
  78. So all the telly pundits and media agree that diving needs to be driven from the game
  79. Forget my comment about Chambers yesterday
  80. Nice to hear Cesc being clapped off last night.
  81. Anyway, talking of being cüntstruck, hats off to whatsisname off of UKIP for some
  82. Sorry, bit behind on the news, but it appears a member of Labour's front bench has
  83. A new addition to worst statue ever......
  84. Some sad news that I know you'll want me to share.
  85. Jesus wept !
  86. This is interesting but disturbing.
  87. You realise that Reg is currently in Iran
  88. I've been chatting with reps from Bugatti. Looking good for product placement.
  89. If Uber had a proper sense of banter, they'd be using John Worboys to advertise how
  90. I probably wouldn't have left the bit about my partner trying to eat a napkin out.
  91. As of today the Berlin Wall has been down longer than it was up.
  92. I'm pretty sure they didn't need an article this long to answer this question
  93. This Wenger charge for calling into question the integrity of the referees
  94. I am rather enjoying the left getting their knickers in a twist about a right-wing
  95. According to Twitter, today is National Bird Day. So, here
  96. Blimey! Chelsea's new manager seems to be a bit of alright.
  97. NFL wimb...Gruden going to get 100 million to coach the Raiders
  98. Proof I have psychic superpowers
  99. Interesting news from the racing world about the Qatar lot...
  100. Say we, are, out the cup.
  101. Ball watching still all the rage at London Colney
  102. David O 'leary sitting behind Wenger today
  103. Maitland-Niles might make a decent footballer but he does get skinned too easily at
  104. The **** up at Forest
  105. That's a relief. Now we can concentrate on the (Europa) League.
  106. Quite nauseating coverage of the Golden Globes today. The hollywood
  107. The whole club is currently a shambles
  108. This morning I remembered some stuff and it made me deeply grateful
  109. This Reiss Nelson chap is the new Theo. Blinding pace and
  110. Would someone be so kind as to explain exactly why Chuba Akpom is still under the
  111. Having read glowing reviews and taken Kermode's word for it that
  112. Where is Pat Vegas
  113. How much did you pay for your last pair of jeans?
  114. Best ever Weller line?
  115. Coq Off
  116. Sanchez off Here is who might or might not come in
  117. my efforts in trying to be frugal don't appear to be working.
  118. CollegeFootballwimb...thought Alabama were toast
  119. Iwobi....well I got my answer
  120. Cristian Pavon.....apparently we're paying his release clause from Boca Juniors
  121. I really really hope we don't sell Alexis to city in this window. It would show what
  122. How many first team/pick players did Citeh put out last night?
  123. Parking in first without the handbrake.
  124. Anyone watch 'The House of Saud' on telly last night?
  125. Anyone seen in Tesco lately the massive stacks of unsold, discounted, Alcohol-Free
  126. Tube stations which sound like food and drink
  127. Tube stations that sound rude ..
  128. I see Sadiq Khan has had to agree to an increase of stop and search
  129. Is it just my impression
  130. I have a terrible confession to make. It happened over the Christmas holidays and
  131. Unable, due to time constraints, to visit my usual tonsorial consultant,
  132. €25m for Coquelin, good business
  133. No Ozil...Alexis and the Greek kid on the bench...IWobi rewarded with a start
  134. Our corner taking is a pile of unmitigated, rancid old pikey ****.
  135. They were pretty solid tonight in fairness
  136. Top 5
  137. Mixed feelings on that VAR ****. I felt it worked
  138. I was watching a Tim Cup last week and it was weird as the commentators
  139. Mrs May is getting right on my titties now. The utopian vision of a future Britain,
  140. I see the mum of the child caught up in this H&M scandal
  141. Would it be too much to hope that this unspeakable cock-wart Logan Paul is
  142. Did you have any new years resolutions?
  143. Jorge...anyone know how to switch off twitter notifications for an individual
  144. Final remaining member of Motorhead 'Fast' Eddie Clarke has died.
  145. Now then.
  146. So, Are we still at the point where monkey jibes carry a direct impact upon black
  147. So. Tickets bought on the halfway line. Flights & hotel booked for the second leg.
  148. Sky claiming that Maureen has chipped in 25 mil for Sanchez
  149. Geriatric Rock coming to your town
  150. Astounding injury news
  151. Looking forward to Celtics - Sixers tonight in the Association.
  152. Just because Forrest beat us
  153. I’ve wanted a young Brazilian winger with pace and trickery
  154. When does King Carlo take over? :cloud9:
  155. Do we believe the Ancelotti rumours? This summer?
  156. So it's another referendum then. Ignore Mrs May's firm assertion that there will
  157. Have they locked Obama up yet?
  158. So the mighty Donald has pointed out that some countries are ‘shìtholes’ and is being
  159. Phil Neville in talks to become England Women's manager
  160. I see Graham Rix the former Chelsea employee nonce is in strife again
  161. Chief's Top 10 ****hole Countries
  162. I have to say, prince Harry and Megan Marckle make a cute couple.
  163. Oooopsies ....little bit of a cock-up Hawaii side i see
  164. We're quite Agricultural without Alexis and Ozil.
  165. Weak from Cech there
  166. Like I said the other day, we need change for change’s sake.
  167. The Ox playing well..why cant we get players like this?
  168. Le Boss had the demeanour of a broken hearted cuckold there. Thing he's
  169. Oh well, at least Arsene will still have his invincibles record.
  170. Cyrille Regis Gone
  171. the good news is we're gettin fvcking aubemeyang bitchez
  172. get mikhitayan plus aubemeyang, whose acquisition will be solidly financed by
  173. So how was everyone's weekend then? Mine was wonderful
  174. This is great. Referee kicks the player and sends him off
  175. Ben Stokes charged with Affray, hardly bloody worth it
  176. Sweepstake on the first club to sing :
  177. The United player swap rumours...with all due respect to...
  178. So that pretty young thing got dumped by the UKIP lad :clap:
  179. So is there a sweep on what killed herself out of The Cranberries yet?
  180. Can you imagine the scenes when the bids for Aubameyang and Malcom fall through and
  181. It's distressing to me how sh!tty Jamie Oliver looks now. The chef guy.
  182. So who's in the know, then? Where is the stroppy Chilean going to end up?
  183. coffeeWIMB what is your choice of device for procuring the sacred awakener? I have
  184. Talking of mentals, a chap I used to work with got in touch the other day wanting to
  185. We used to cream our pants when Freddie and Bobby P scored 15 a season from out wide.
  186. Good Lord! Just bought tickets for The Moose Cup 2nd leg. Haven't been to
  187. Acoording to SSN, it's looking like the Sanchez to Yanited deal hinges on whether or
  188. I will miss AW when he goes
  189. :hehe:
  190. So what happens to these officials who get overruled by VAR?
  191. :wave: nice knowing all of you if I don’t make it
  192. Theo's having a medical at Everton, then.
  193. I believe we are offering Wilshere a pay cut.
  194. So the French are letting us have the Bayeux Tapestry for a bit.
  195. A 'Conservative' British PM has appointed a Minister for Loneliness?
  196. Snow is ****.
  197. Has Theon ****ed Off Yet?
  198. Sanchez, £270k net a week at United
  199. VAR Chelsea v Norwich
  200. Interesting scenes at the Bridge
  201. " Wenger blatantly doesn't fancy Lacazette... " a Youtube comment on AFtv.
  202. So farewell then, Peter Wyngarde
  203. So, schools are closed today because "it's a little bit windy out."
  204. Monty's mum when she found out her grandson would be going to a CofE school
  205. Mesut stays after all, it seems.
  206. I’m still alive
  207. I think we all need to take a moment to appreciate the sheer scale of this man
  208. Duck Duck Go v Google
  209. Dirty, Dutch bàstards!
  210. Dortmund fella
  211. Hello
  212. Happy Friday.
  213. Would be nice if Australia could at least give us a game
  214. There is no-one quicker than me to denounce the french as a
  215. Speaking of older women * as putative owners of football clubs go
  216. Deso Dogg gone
  217. It's so brave of all these actors and actresses to come out and say they'll never
  218. Peter Crouch to Chelsea
  219. Dinner rollcall?
  220. DJ Bueno in da house
  221. hahaha **** you Brighton
  222. 1 goal and 2 assists from Nacho in 15 mins? Sanchez ain't fit to lace his boots.
  223. What was that about the raping of the ass barry??
  224. Sanchez was the ultimate cancer. Freakin pancreatic cancer or summat.
  225. Looking back on Lord of the Rings, which is now on netflix, I say: lotta dudes.
  226. Woooo hoooo another Superbowl appearance for the Pats
  227. Supposedly after we sign Aubameyang there will no funds left for transfers
  228. Never thought we’d be signing Mkhitaryan AND
  229. The Aussies yesterday.....
  230. Not even I would play Ozil as a wing back in my Team of the Week. Garth Crooks knows
  231. Any conspiracy theories on what is happening with Kolasinac?
  232. co-codamol is very nice.
  233. Fvcking refs gifted the Patriots that win. Disallowed td for Jags, two crucial pass
  234. Welcome to The Arsenal M Aubameyang
  235. wd Fabianski imo
  236. I got to hand it to the Stateside Gooners
  237. Arsenal teammates' silence in re departure of Sanchez. Not a single tweet.
  238. Alexis Sanchez is clearly a tremendous player however I feel United may
  239. Any Home cinema enthusiasts on here?
  240. So what number is HM going to wear?
  241. Aubameyang emptying BVB locker into his ghastly chrome Porsche.
  242. Good news for sir c
  243. I see the woman beater's been having his say.
  244. Carlos Carvalhalo reminds me of Peter Sellers for some reason.
  245. I'd like to work for one of these websites like the Sun. Take a story about
  246. Come on then, who's into Bitcoin? I get the impression everyone wants
  247. Enos has bought some more shares today.
  248. Dick Law working on the Johnny Evans deal
  249. Ear update
  250. Santi out until 2019 now