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  1. Knackered this morning. Losing an hour in spring always f*cks me up for at least a couple of days.
  2. arsene is no good brandon roders is the better can make liverpool to win the leage trophy cup with n
  3. Only Spurs could sell Bale for 85m, spend all of it and more on players that
  4. So Saturday was the first game I have been to since we became sht
  5. Szczesny - We owed fans that performance
  6. Man contrives to take abject football banners to a new low
  7. Anyone ever stayed at this place?
  8. When Arsenal were top of the league for a long period before Christmas. Football talk on here
  9. You wait about 20 years for Man Utd to seriously fck up in the league
  10. Rich - are you sure you didn't attend on Saturday?
  11. I've just paid the deposit to hire a routemaster bus. For the price they better not moan
  12. Good to see England going out with a bang in the T20
  13. Old style Poll... 4th place or FA Cup
  14. Is anyone confident we can get something at everton?
  15. Am I a terrible person to be looking forward to Munichs vs Munich with such relish?
  16. Have we done Chelsea losing to Palace yet hehe
  17. Bowled out for 88 by Netherlands Indifferent
  18. Time management, tasks, reminders software WIMB
  19. Podcast recommendations? I actually don't mind listening to topics I have no knowledge in
  20. Sir C, are you still around?
  21. On Football Manager 2014 I signed Pogba and Cavani and came 2nd in the legue, won the FA Cup and got
  22. Gosh. And there was Sir C just talking about going to North Weald this weekend. Frown
  23. Have we ever done a 'best compilation album' thread?
  24. Talking of soundtracks, I am going to Porton Down, which was formerly the Chemical Weapons Research
  25. Platini told me once “With the French national team, for the first 20 minutes everyone gives
  26. How will you all celebrate our FA Cup victory?
  27. Never celebrate too early hehe
  28. Nothing makes me chuckle more than IT guys talking about investments. hehe
  29. Plenty more of this to come :cringe:
  30. Rocky showboat Bow
  31. Almunia :o
  32. Adam Johnson anyone, when Sunderland go down?
  33. Have we discussed the curious case of Serge Gnabry yet? Seemingly full of promise at the start of
  34. GSTB, you f**king ****er
  35. RIP Frankie Knuckles. One of the founders of the music I love.
  36. Man City to win the title
  37. SSN saying Wenger is not signing a new deal Frown
  38. Andy carroll in this form will f**king tear agger and skertel
  39. Just spent 4 hours going through 101 financial articles to decide on ISA investments
  40. Arsenal news review say Arsene Wenger has signed two year deal
  41. Max Hild died the other day.
  42. Wembley is going to be red..
  43. That lady from the Everyday Sexism Project....
  44. Pros and Cons for a Liverpool title win?
  45. Finally we are shifting out of Winter. So my SADS decreases. But replaced with
  46. 1/2 Bayern.....is this FREEEE Money?
  47. Three players: Draxler, Cavani and Lars Bendner, and we have a team as good as the invincibles
  48. parentWimb: how much of a pain in the hole would it be to have your bathroom two floors
  49. I was looking at a job advert. Benefits includes 'Duvet Mornings'
  50. Are Local Authority staff trained to not smile at their customers, or is it just the weight of
  51. so, 34 seats in the New Wembley,
  52. Sir C, were you referring to Omar Allibhoy's place down below? Tapas Revolution?
  53. Actually, I was at Tapas Revolution on Saturday. The waiter discerned it was the gf's birthday and
  54. Islington Town Hall is apparently reserved for the day after the cup final.
  55. Box Hill here we come, and King William IV get those Lager ready
  56. Anyone want an zil shirt?
  57. The Trip starts on Friday.
  58. Is Ian Ladyman a transvestite? He probably would prefer to be named as a ladies man.
  59. So what game are we watching? ManU, Munchen, Barca v Atletico or Wigan v Leicester?
  60. That look Moyes gave Valencia hehe
  61. So I can get a ticket for the semis but I can't get the day off work.
  62. Ribery is worse than Benzema.
  63. Yummy, yummy Eat
  64. Brian are a bit too Barca for me Frown shooooot!
  65. we best not finish fourth....
  66. Perhaps finishing 5th won't be so bad after all Rub chin
  67. Frown
  68. First time I've seen Bayern defend like that Rub chin
  69. Bayern have underestimated United; the arrogant c*nts thought they just had to turn up.
  70. Get in there
  71. Geddin! Clound Nine
  72. Fellaini is absolute ****e hehe
  73. Should've started with Mandzukic.
  74. 4th place okay again
  75. We best not finish 4 th
  76. United out now imo
  77. United had the ref in their f**king pocket
  78. hehe
  79. United going to do chelsea 2012 aren,t they
  80. Chilean Earthquake!!!
  81. Kentucky Iced Tea
  82. Hail To The Chief Cocktail
  83. GSTB, you still don't get it
  84. Hey Chief, I'm ready for my weekly thrashing. Shall I drop my pants?
  85. I hope Rooney dies in a horrible car crash on his way home tonight...
  86. The banner on SIMB hehe
  87. Fairly dicey with United.....
  88. Terrible business, this Chilean earthquake but couldn't help noticing this quote from a localwitness
  89. I would strongly recommend The King William IV Inn if you are anywhere near Mickleham (Surrey)
  90. This Lamborghini crash video is mesmerising
  91. Here we go. Now they're preparing the ground...
  92. My passages and eyes are itchy and I've got a slight sore throat.
  93. Okay, I'm off to Rome in a couple of weeks. I've never been. What should I see/do/go to/ eat etc?
  94. Has anybody been to the following places. Lake Como, Milan (probably many have) Lugano
  95. Please let this happen
  96. If United win the CL and Everton pip us to fourth does that mean were out of Europe altogether?
  97. So not only do they mourn dead cockerels, but dead chickens too
  98. Counties that are close but you've never visited?
  99. Pep moaned about anti football english teams last night
  100. This place seems to be running very slowly... Might be time to commence another purge
  101. Redgunamo spotted at Old Trafford last night?
  102. These comparison comments by Levy about their current stadium size are a bit weird, aren't they?
  103. Naughty Barca, banned from next 2 transfer windows
  104. Well since Nic reviewed a pub earlier, here's another.
  105. I see spurs reckon they'll be in their new stadium by summer 2017
  106. Man with hilarious name is addicted to eating bricks
  107. I'm absolutely rinsing Barney Ronay on Twitter.
  108. Awake Zion I Awake!
  109. I imagine this is what London would look like if there was no Tube
  110. Chilli con carne is such an easy dish to make but so, so tasty Eat
  111. Now I’m no expert on these E-cigarette doodads, but my understanding is that they are:
  112. :o
  113. This seems a little faster than usual. What's happened?
  114. Neg, I am really sorry for this terrible news, really am
  115. ooh we're back! Everyone OK? Did we lose anyone? Frown
  116. What an idiot, so lucky to be alive
  117. I will accept apologies from the experts who doubted and mocked PSG beating Chelsea when the CL draw
  118. Most productive morning in years.
  119. RipFloyd is trending on twitter Frown
  120. Okay, looks like we fixed the underlying issue then. Just so you know
  121. Barack Obama is the greatest President in the history of the United States
  122. Fight I notice Chelsea's very old guard were doing their bit for little England again last night
  123. Where shall I purchase my new suit for the FA cup victory parade?
  124. Good Lord! - according to the BBC (unimpeachable source of truth), there have been some eight
  125. Fashionistawimb. There appears to be a stampede in how to look like a right kyunt going on out there
  126. Ed looking reem here. He seems to be taking inspiration from Joey's hair too.
  127. arseblognews ‏@arseblognews 1m New: Ramsey returns for Everton trip
  128. Tom Daley. He came out as Bisexual and now decides he's gay? I think he's confused.
  129. Facebook can take a chap on a strange journey sometimes
  130. The new U18s coaching team
  131. This chap who escaped the security services dressed in a burqua...
  132. Alain du Button on the flaws of a meritocratic society
  133. Awimb GTI. Like it. Where do I get the Awimb furry dice?
  134. One miniscule crumb of comfort to be found in the debris of all these away massacres
  135. A sub continent carve up VEX
  136. Received my semi-final tickets today, I will consider the highest bidders
  137. Oh my god, even Diaby could be back for Sunday Yikes
  138. Jimmy Savile Special Ch4 9pm
  139. Forget Benteke as a possible new Arsenal forward, out injured for at least 6 months
  140. Greetings from Western Australia, fellow Gooners!
  141. hehe
  142. Traditional Cuban Rice meal tonight, peasant style imo Eat
  143. Still loadsa semi-final tkts for sale. A message for the club there
  144. Saw this little Morgan beauty on my walk today.
  145. HOW FAR IS MONBEG DUDE GOING TO WIN THE NATIONAL?
  146. Do not click on this link unless you specifically wish to ruin your evening Frown
  147. Has Sanogo done anything impressive to justify being chosen?
  148. You'd take that though....
  149. Sh*t, one comes back and 2 are doubts :baghead: Ramsey is back but Gibbs and Gnabry are doubts
  150. Rules gone too far? 14 year old girl cannot play for her community club because she is Spanish ...
  151. I appear to have angered Twitter's vegetarians by asking if it's bad form to bring emergency bacon..
  152. Roll eyes
  153. Who's going to win the Grand National then, AWIMB? I'm going for Tidal Bay to win, despite his
  154. I've just seen Richard Dunne in Fleet services.
  155. hehe Shevchenko changes name to Darth Vader, wants to stand for Ukrainian presidency...
  156. Bang head too many folks confirming their attendance for the wedding
  157. Fabregas was boarding the plane to re-sign with us when FIFA imposed their transger ban. Cry
  158. Watching a tribute video for Pires The King on youtube Cry Cry Hang on, what's just happened? the font of Awimb has just changed for me...
  159. Clound Nine Martha Reeves tix sorted
  160. Little known music trivia required for tonight's quiz
  161. If uncle Arsene could get Torres going again he would be a steal
  162. :o
  163. Real Football Hipsters
  164. Tony C spotted at Aintree
  165. Potential for an insane finish here....
  166. Cheers Awimb for helping me get to 4pm Thumb Up Adios amigos, I'll be back later for
  167. Not that I can see it happening but the boy Lukaku would be perfect for us, wouldnt he?
  168. I finally got round to visiting the United Grand Lodge of England. :dodgyhandshake:
  169. hehe Pope Jorge, what a great chap you are!* Thumb Up
  170. Bruce Forsyth is to step down from presenting the Strictly Come Dancing, about bloody time too!
  171. Just shows how much you lot know, Murinho has just confirmed that Torres has a future at Chelsea
  172. So apparently England celebrates April Fool's Day on the 4th?
  173. Music Time is tight Music
  174. Oh my god, Arsenal injuries may be caused by supplement use, says Arsne Wenger
  175. Benny Hill Pill hehe
  176. Our match v WBA has now been moved to Sunday 4th May
  177. Sky are fcking ****s, ****ers, ********s, tossers ****er
  178. Yaya Clound Nine
  179. He's done a very good job at Southampton, Pochettino
  180. Well that looks like Jay Rodriguez World Cup chance is over...
  181. City fans: "we're going to buy all your players" hehe
  182. Tony C spotted at Aintree MK II..
  183. Every f**king year. Just let them run.
  184. Lol! Fantastic to see Barcelona squirm in their own frying grease
  185. C'mon Stoke. Always liked them.. great club.. great fans
  186. The winning horse is owned by Dr Rich Rub chin
  187. Rocky Creek and Prince de Beauchene. Come on!
  188. FA CUP SEMI FINAL TICKET
  189. Another penalty with multiple players encroaching. Are we the only club to have been done for that
  190. wish orks would do them, either way
  191. Oooooooh Ms Johansson...... Love Tits up
  192. Has there ever been a team in the history of football to be given a third of the penalties awarded
  193. Bayern lose 1-0 after 53 games unbeaten
  194. Funniest article I have read in years
  195. Jesus wept, this is even funnier
  196. So one of how former players has now joined the Holy war in Syria. Any idea who it is?
  197. Szczesny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Vermaelen, Monreal, Arteta, Flamini, Cazorla, Rosicky, Pods, Giroud
  198. Salako, what an arse. Barely has a brain.
  199. fancy us to win at our last tough game of the season
  200. Anyone know Steven Louie ? Was an old mate from school who used to go lots of games
  201. Lukaku getting in behind us far too easily and we get punished
  202. Oh dear......
  203. how was that ball allowed to roll in there. WTF
  204. Surprise Surprise Vermaelen and Monreal
  205. Do we have any wide midfield players out there today?
  206. lets get sanogo on - theres always a goal in him
  207. f**k off Giroud. c**t.
  208. So tactically naive. Close Baines down. Bang head
  209. per chance, is anywon playing the telegraph fantasy county cricket? Hide
  210. E I E I E I O, down the facking bog we go.
  211. I seriously rate Bentdner over Giroud
  212. arsene looser special in failure useless **** team
  213. giroud is a plonk. missed the same sort of chance vs man u as well. plonk.
  214. we have not enough movement of the ball, and we don't pick up runners either. Shrug
  215. Sagna going mental :o Everton have to kill the game off now
  216. We cannot get the ball into everton's last third. Its pathetic.
  217. That is f**kin ****.
  218. specialist in catastrophic f**k-ups
  219. We need Mesut. Him, Wilshere, Ramsey and Theo are the only players we have capable of opening up a
  220. Game over. Amazing what happens when you have a player who is good up front.
  221. Crap defending. Load of **** c**ts.
  222. f**king pathetic
  223. Oh my god......we're their bitches
  224. Fully deserved and could be worse. At least we lasted half an hour this time
  225. Giroud needs to take a hint there. Can he actually run, with or without the ball? Bang head
  226. So the season falls down now, can't see how we get results to push for 4th.
  227. we are piss poor. genuinely, can't see arsene take this team any further. maybe win the cup this
  228. the content of the team is about tge same as the majority of this board
  229. What a goal from our new striker. Arsene must stump up 30million for him. Even if that means
  230. martinez for arsenal hehe
  231. C'est terrible.
  232. As soon as I saw 2 changes in defence I was nervous, but this is dire.
  233. Nice to see Vermaelen rallying the troops
  234. No Flamini next week then.
  235. We can't pass water, tackle a fishing line or shoot a smile
  236. This team is so bad i actually cant watch them anymore. Turning off
  237. All that money at Wengers disposal and only one striker whos got no pace.
  238. Damage limitation now...could be another Anfield.... ****
  239. Watching Ronde Van Vlaaderen. So what happening in our game?
  240. oh nice. saw only last mins of 1st half.why the feck is mertesacker playing an attackin midfielder?!
  241. once again arsene outsmarted tactically..does he ever learn
  242. Rednapp in sensible observation shocker!!! 2nd goal clear offside due to obstructing gk.
  243. Rub chin Has the Flamster been sent off yet???
  244. come on you gunners, lets roll up sleeves and get back in this
  245. Miralles back there tracking Sagna.... If only an Arsenal player would do that to Baines.
  246. Once upon a time...........
  247. I was never keen on Martinez, but so far he has embarrassed Arsene tactically in this one.
  248. Wenger out....curbishley in need to get top4 Clap
  249. Its so bad its almost funny. Every time a spell of possession ends with an aimless ball