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    This story is amazing.

    Strap in, lads.

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  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Strap in, lads.

    EROjBUcXkAEvNfV.jpg
    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    and for those who do not have the visual acuity of a fúcking hawk...https://www.derbyshiretimes.co.uk/ne...-hours-1764960
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    and for those who do not have the visual acuity of a fúcking hawk...https://www.derbyshiretimes.co.uk/ne...-hours-1764960
    wd iufg. I forget I have a massive screen sometimes.


    She vomited 40 times to stave off dehydration!

    Her husband smashed up the bed with a sledgehammer!

    HER ARM BURST!!!

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    wd iufg. I forget I have a massive screen sometimes.


    She vomited 40 times to stave off dehydration!

    Her husband smashed up the bed with a sledgehammer!

    HER ARM BURST!!!
    92 year old, deaf neighbour

    BBC news on a loop

    This story has it all...

    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    wd iufg. I forget I have a massive screen sometimes.


    She vomited 40 times to stave off dehydration!

    Her husband smashed up the bed with a sledgehammer!

    HER ARM BURST!!!
    I like the BBC News loop bit
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    92 year old, deaf neighbour

    BBC news on a loop

    This story has it all...

    Why was she 'storing' her MP3 player under the mattress?

    Why was there a gap in the middle of her bed?

    Where were they keeping the Christmas decorations?

    Who swears like that? 'Oh, my fúcking shít'

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Why was she 'storing' her MP3 player under the mattress?
    I'm actually more bothered that in 2020, someone still has an MP3 player...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    I'm actually more bothered that in 2020, someone still has an MP3 player...
    Chesterfield, innit. An iPod's probably much sought-after and highly-desirable technology up there. Hence her need to hide it under the mattress.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Chesterfield, innit. An iPod's probably much sought-after and highly-desirable technology up there. Hence her need to hide it under the mattress.
    Chesterfield. Only famous for being mentioned, near daily, on traffic reports that there has been an accident on the M1 near there.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Chesterfield. Only famous for being mentioned, near daily, on traffic reports that there has been an accident on the M1 near there.
    And the bent spire.

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