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    "Rectum? It damn near killed im!"

    I guess he's going to need a plastic arsehole like Joanna Lumley.

    http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/25/matado...-okay-6533489/

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I guess he's going to need a plastic arsehole like Joanna Lumley.

    http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/25/matado...-okay-6533489/
    Bull 1, Ársehole 0

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Bull 1, Ársehole 0
    I must admit, I do struggle with the idea that a chap 'WHOSE ANUS WAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED WHEN AN 11-INCH BULL'S HORN WAS RAMMED UP HIS SPHINCTER' can be considered to be 'doing OK', tbh. He doesn't look OK.

    Besides, 11 inches doesn't sound like that much to me. I've seen worse.
    Last edited by Burney; 03-29-2017 at 03:04 PM.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I must admit, I do struggle with the idea that a chap 'WHOSE ANUS WAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED WHEN AN 11-INCH BULL'S HORN WAS RAMMED UP HIS SPHINCTER' can be considered to be 'doing OK', tbh. He doesn't look OK.

    Besides, 11 inches doesn't sound like that much to me. I've seen worse.
    Also, referring in the same story to 'The largest ring in the world' seems a bit insensitive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Also, referring in the same story to 'The largest ring in the world' seems a bit insensitive.
    I bet he's not worried about the old farmers any more, anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I bet he's not worried about the old farmers any more, anyway.
    He probably is. They're just somewhere near his tonsils these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I must admit, I do struggle with the idea that a chap 'WHOSE ANUS WAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED WHEN AN 11-INCH BULL'S HORN WAS RAMMED UP HIS SPHINCTER' can be considered to be 'doing OK', tbh. He doesn't look OK.
    Whilst the Metro is not often feted for its journalistic content; that has to be one of the best lead lines in history imo
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Whilst the Metro is not often feted for its journalistic content; that has to be one of the best lead lines in history imo
    Yes. Although I had to correct 'who's' to 'whose' because they're illiterate and don't have subs anymore, of course.

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