What the hell is wrong with this country.

[Pat Vegas]

our television presenters from the past are nonces
our football coaches are nonces.
Now today I read the police are a bunch of sexual predators.

[Sir C]

our television presenters from the past are nonces
our football coaches are nonces.
Now today I read the police are a bunch of sexual predators.

I'm starting to question definitions of noncery and sexual assault.

I think people are being branded sex cases for touching someone on the knee.

[Brentwood]

our television presenters from the past are nonces
our football coaches are nonces.
Now today I read the police are a bunch of sexual predators.

Will there come a point in time where we're the weird ones?

[Pat Vegas]

I'm starting to question definitions of noncery and sexual assault.

I think people are being branded sex cases for touching someone on the knee.

they have been using their policeman powers to turn an blind eye in return of favours.

not that shocking really. I think we've all thought about that at one point or another. maybe a step further.......

maybe wondered what it would be to use your nazi powers if you were in the SS

[Burney]

they have been using their policeman powers to turn an blind eye in return of favours.

not that shocking really. I think we've all thought about that at one point or another. maybe a step further.......

maybe wondered what it would be to use your nazi powers if you were in the SS

As I understand it, the opportunity to - Ahem - 'comfort' lone ladies who have been the victim of burglaries and are feeling a bit vulnerable has long been considered one of the perks of the job. Is that considered abuse now?

[Pat Vegas]

As I understand it, the opportunity to - Ahem - 'comfort' lone ladies who have been the victim of burglaries and are feeling a bit vulnerable has long been considered one of the perks of the job. Is that considered abuse now?

I wonder how many times the victim had proposed the idea.

I'm gonna lose my licence inspector Berni, can we come to an arrangement?
I doubt the officer is gonna say ok love how about a bunk up, up against mo's* roadside lay-by cafe.

I doubt they'd actually say anything. Perhaps point at his truncheon. and in some circumstances his helmet.
Though if it's a motorway cop he won't have a helmet on.

* Not Awimb's Mo. as far as I know does not own a Lay-by cafe but he may do.

[Brentwood]

As I understand it, the opportunity to - Ahem - 'comfort' lone ladies who have been the victim of burglaries and are feeling a bit vulnerable has long been considered one of the perks of the job. Is that considered abuse now?

My friend used to work in the nonce squad and one time they arrested some 60 year old man for having thousands of images. His wife wasn't in the least bit shocked and took the opportunity to proposition my friend's colleague, asking him to handcuf her in their dungeon down in the basement