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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I fúcking haven't, I can assure you.
    But you believe in equal rights for women and gays, Sir C! That makes you a raving pinko in redg's book, I imagine. Pwopah old-school conservative is redg.

    EDIT: You probably don't even believe in God!

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    But you believe in equal rights for women and gays, Sir C! That makes you a raving pinko in redg's book, I imagine. Pwopah old-school conservative is redg.

    EDIT: You probably don't even believe in God!
    Well yes I do, but I accept that birds can't be as good at some things as men because they don't have the same physical strength or ability to throw. Also, in some circumstances they can become all emotional about shít. So having chicks on the front line, for example, would be a step too far for me.

    I'm all over the bumders, as you know, but I'm not really happy about gay marriage. Adam and Eve, innit. Not Adam and Steve.

    As for God, I remain agnostic. Or I think so, anyway.

    None of these opinions is leftist or rightist, is it? Surely they're just... common sense?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Well yes I do, but I accept that birds can't be as good at some things as men because they don't have the same physical strength or ability to throw. Also, in some circumstances they can become all emotional about shít. So having chicks on the front line, for example, would be a step too far for me.

    I'm all over the bumders, as you know, but I'm not really happy about gay marriage. Adam and Eve, innit. Not Adam and Steve.

    As for God, I remain agnostic. Or I think so, anyway.

    None of these opinions is leftist or rightist, is it? Surely they're just... common sense?
    Are you agnostic about the existence of Zeus and Thor as well? What about the fairies at the bottom of your garden?

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Are you agnostic about the existence of Zeus and Thor as well? What about the fairies at the bottom of your garden?
    don't think it is PC to call them fairies anymore m
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  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Are you agnostic about the existence of Zeus and Thor as well? What about the fairies at the bottom of your garden?
    You are questioning my agnosticism on logical grounds there, aren't you?

    You do appreciate how fúcking stupid that is, don't you?

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You are questioning my agnosticism on logical grounds there, aren't you?

    You do appreciate how fúcking stupid that is, don't you?
    What, being illogical? Yes I do.

    So stop being stupid and just tell people you don't believe in God ('atheist' being as redundant a term as 'agnostic')

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    What, being illogical? Yes I do.

    So stop being stupid and just tell people you don't believe in God ('atheist' being as redundant a term as 'agnostic')
    May one enquire what gives you the right to decide what I should tell people? You're overstepping your remit here by quite a margin.

    Plus, if I go to this place in Colindale and there's no booze, I will twist your little jew cock off and ram it up your saggy old arsepart. And the Lord will look kindly upon my work.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    May one enquire what gives you the right to decide what I should tell people? You're overstepping your remit here by quite a margin.

    Plus, if I go to this place in Colindale and there's no booze, I will twist your little jew cock off and ram it up your saggy old arsepart. And the Lord will look kindly upon my work.
    You can't go around saying you're undecided about the idea that there's a flying spaghetti monster and then get all huffy when people occasionally step in and tell you to stop being a spastic.

    I didn't see any booze, but I did have a delightful chilled passion fruit bubble tea. Could that work for you guys?

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    May one enquire what gives you the right to decide what I should tell people? You're overstepping your remit here by quite a margin.

    Plus, if I go to this place in Colindale and there's no booze, I will twist your little jew cock off and ram it up your saggy old arsepart. And the Lord will look kindly upon my work.
    He has a point, doesn't he? You either believe in God or you don't. Not knowing is one of many forms of not believing but they amount to the same thing.

    As my old history teacher used to say, 'work not here is work not done'......

    The dog didn't eat your faith.....

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    What, being illogical? Yes I do.

    So stop being stupid and just tell people you don't believe in God ('atheist' being as redundant a term as 'agnostic')
    Right. Those terms are especially meaningless anyway, if you want to be modern, liberal and secular.
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