Christ. If it were left to Mourinho and Conte football would be dead.

[Luis Anaconda]

I appreciate that some people enjoyed Conte's tactical masterclass, but surely there is no one who can claim to take any pleasure from watching the tedium served up by Mourinho?

I enjoyed how ****ing poor they were

[Sir C]

I enjoyed how ****ing poor they were

I hear that their supporters are surprised at how often Sanchez gives the ball away.

[Luis Anaconda]

I hear that their supporters are surprised at how often Sanchez gives the ball away.

I'm quite enjoying that as well. I'm sure he is loving it there. At least the fact that he can't make a simple five-yard pass to a teammate doesn't stop him being one of the best 10 players in the world though (copyright Monty). Funnily enough, maybe Nic was right in his assessment of the Chilean waster

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I'm quite enjoying that as well. I'm sure he is loving it there. At least the fact that he can't make a simple five-yard pass to a teammate doesn't stop him being one of the best 10 players in the world though (copyright Monty). Funnily enough, maybe Nic was right in his assessment of the Chilean waster

Farkin 'ell, you up early or still up from last night

[Luis Anaconda]

Farkin 'ell, you up early or still up from last night

I'm not sure tbh, h. I vaguely remember sleeping at one point. Is it lunchtime yet?

[Monty92]

I'm quite enjoying that as well. I'm sure he is loving it there. At least the fact that he can't make a simple five-yard pass to a teammate doesn't stop him being one of the best 10 players in the world though (copyright Monty). Funnily enough, maybe Nic was right in his assessment of the Chilean waster

Top 20?

[Luis Anaconda]

Top 20?

Possibly. Still no Mesut though

[Rich]

Possibly. Still no Mesut though

Did you see that Arsene said that Mesut was in bed sick & then Mesut posted a picture of him and his girlfriend enjoying the sunshine in Istanbul?

[Luis Anaconda]

Did you see that Arsene said that Mesut was in bed sick & then Mesut posted a picture of him and his girlfriend enjoying the sunshine in Istanbul?

Not quite the order of events but suits a certain agenda

[IUFG]

I enjoyed how ****ing poor they were

De Gea was quite good, tbf.