The missus has noticed my occasional heated exchanges with Jorge on Twitter and

[Sir C]

Absolutely. I feel if I can take it, so should everyone else.

There's nothing amusing about your name, Brian Bumgrease.

[SWv2]

What? It does. It's the sort of name a male stripper would give himself.

A gay male stripper, naturally.

Now you're calling me a poof!?!?!?!?!?!

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Oh I know who you are


Kelly Hoppen

[Burney]

Now you're calling me a poof!?!?!?!?!?!

I'm not calling you a poof, sw. Calm down.

I'm saying you have the name of a man who dances naked for pooves in exchange for money.

And probably sucks them off if the price is right.

[Monty92]

Oh I know who you are


Kelly Hoppen

She genuinely does follow me

Well, her PR team does, after I interviewed the ginger bellend.

[7sisters]

I'm not calling you a poof, sw. Calm down.

I'm saying you have the name of a man who dances naked for pooves in exchange for money.

And probably sucks them off if the price is right.

And in orthopaedic shoes, if SW’s profile pic is anything to go on.

[Burney]

And in orthopaedic shoes, if SW’s profile pic is anything to go on.

Whoa there! You may say many things about sw, but dissing his shoes is a step too far.

[SWv2]

And in orthopaedic shoes, if SW’s profile pic is anything to go on.

Clarks Oberons you fúcking ****.

I will have you for that.

[Burney]

Clarks Oberons you fúcking ****.

I will have you for that.

I did try to tell him, sw. There's always someone who takes a bit of banter too far, isn't there?

[Sir C]

I did try to tell him, sw. There's always someone who takes a bit of banter too far, isn't there?

My mum used to take us to Clarks for ourt shoes when I was in junior school. I can't imagine a grown man wearing children's shoes. Who'd have thought such a thing?