I see Sir C is being pilloried from all directions for being a food snob. I think it

[Sir C]

You only think that because you are an oik and Sir C is a gentleman

Don't, la! Don't put yourself in the firing line by trying to protect me. They're vicious and have strength in numbers.

[Peter]

Don't, la! Don't put yourself in the firing line by trying to protect me. They're vicious and have strength in numbers.

I make it 3 against 2 in your favour....you always have to play the victim, dont you