Of course, our parents were the last truly lucky generation.

[Sir C]

People dancing as a form of entertainment entirely baffles me. Somebody shuffles around on a stage for a few minutes and then expects a round of applause? Fùck off.

Sammy Davis Junior and Bruce Forsyth can suck my wood for half an hour (as a friend of mine used to say).

You don't say that when you're shovelling fivers into her g string.

[redgunamo]

You don't say that when you're shovelling fivers into her g string.

Oh, no. As a married man you get enough of that sort of thing at home.