Let's get behind the team tonight I will be.

[Norn Iron]

I shall miss the first 15-20 mins as I will be overseeing training of my own team, Wenger style, whistle in hand.

My single hope is that by the time I get in we have not conceded.

Is that SW Junior's team or an actual real man's team?

[SWv2]

Is that SW Junior's team or an actual real man's team?

Fúck off real men.

U10 Norn, grass roots. I am instilling basic football principles and techniques at a crucial formative stage in their careers.

Essentially it is all rabonas followed by the dab when they score. It’s a fúcking nightmare as you will realise I can’t even really swear or shout.

[Norn Iron]

Fúck off real men.

U10 Norn, grass roots. I am instilling basic football principles and techniques at a crucial formative stage in their careers.

Essentially it is all rabonas followed by the dab when they score. It’s a fúcking nightmare as you will realise I can’t even really swear or shout.

The future of the point! I hope you give them a good ticking off with every dab.