So it's approaching that time of the year when we tell Arsenal who they should sign

[Luis Anaconda]

this summer, regardless of how little we actually know about any of the players we recommend.

Butland (assuming he passes the physical)
Bakayoko (cause we've needed someone like him since Vieira)
Bernardo Silva (cause he's ace)
Someone that can play left wingback in 343 (I'll leave it to deviants like Anaconda to come up with a name)
Jardim (Wenger out)

And all of that means we can sell Walcott, Coquelin, Giroud, Perez and, if we're really lucky, Ramsey.

Anyone who disagrees needs a new hobby etc etc

Rather have Pickford than Butland - both will probably have outstanding performances against us in the next week. Following Forster's tomorrow. ****ing hell - three good English keepers in a row. All playing for S teams in red-and-white stripes.
Sead Kolasinac will probably be the left wing back.

Don't you love Coq anymore - thought he was your favourite player

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Rather have Pickford than Butland - both will probably have outstanding performances against us in the next week. Following Forster's tomorrow. ****ing hell - three good English keepers in a row. All playing for S teams in red-and-white stripes.
Sead Kolasinac will probably be the left wing back.

Don't you love Coq anymore - thought he was your favourite player

Szczesny will probably come back in any case.

[Luis Anaconda]

Szczesny will probably come back in any case.

Very true - keep forgetting about him