I'm fully on-board the Martinelli train, but I'm not sure it counts as running

[Sir C]

half the length of the pitch to score if the only defender in your way falls on his c*nt

I was rather impressed with his speed whilst carrying the ball. He looks quite the chunky centre-forward type but moves like a winger.

8 out of 10, would recommend.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I was rather impressed with his speed whilst carrying the ball. He looks quite the chunky centre-forward type but moves like a winger.

8 out of 10, would recommend.

Be interesting to see if he chokes his next five one-on-ones like old PeanutHead used to.

[Sir C]

Be interesting to see if he chokes his next five one-on-ones like old PeanutHead used to.

Mikael Sylvestre?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Mikael Sylvestre?

Don't get a smart mouth on with me posh boy, I'll kick your butt so hard your arsehole'll fly out your mouth. I mean TH, the CL Final losing, peanut headed, scared to play at Old Trafford, choker

[Sir C]

Don't get a smart mouth on with me posh boy, I'll kick your butt so hard your arsehole'll fly out your mouth. I mean TH, the CL Final losing, peanut headed, scared to play at Old Trafford, choker

Oh. Did Thierry have a peanut head? Are you sure?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Oh. Did Thierry have a peanut head? Are you sure?

[Sir C]

That looks like a globe to me.

[Luis Anaconda]

Have you ever seen a peanut, h?