Foodwimb...Steakwoes

[Peter]

Rule number 1 of eating in restaurants t. NEVER ORDER THE STEAK.

Lookit. You're not paying much for the ingreidents in your food, you're mainly paying for a skilled chef, backed by many professional assistants. Take advantage of this opportunity to order something you couldn't easily make for yourself in your humble kitchen. Order a bouillabaise, for example. Something which has taken a team of cooks several days to create.

That way you're getting bang for your buck :shrood:

What about if you are eating in a transport cafe? Can you order what you actually want then?

[Sir C]

What about if you are eating in a transport cafe? Can you order what you actually want then?

I don't give a shít what you do.

I was offering advice to t, because he is a gentleman of discernement and understands that those of us of a certain quality may freely exchange the information which makes our lives so much better than yours.

For the sake of clarity, in a transport café you should order double egg, sausage, bacon and two fried slices, unless it's lunchtime, in which case you want double egg, sausage, ships and two slices of bread and butter.

Tea, always. Splash of milk, leave the bag in.

[Peter]

I don't give a shít what you do.

I was offering advice to t, because he is a gentleman of discernement and understands that those of us of a certain quality may freely exchange the information which makes our lives so much better than yours.

For the sake of clarity, in a transport café you should order double egg, sausage, bacon and two fried slices, unless it's lunchtime, in which case you want double egg, sausage, ships and two slices of bread and butter.

Tea, always. Splash of milk, leave the bag in.

Well, we agree on Tea. Finally, something.....

Not sure about double egg though...

[Sir C]

Well, we agree on Tea. Finally, something.....

Not sure about double egg though...

I think heterosexual male adults need two eggs, p. One egg is an insufficiency of egg.

[Peter]

I think heterosexual male adults need two eggs, p. One egg is an insufficiency of egg.

Not in France, where one egg is un oeuf.......

Sorry

[Luis Anaconda]

Not in France, where one egg is un oeuf.......

Sorry

I think language-based breakfast food quips are allowable, p. After all, what is the wurst that could happen

[Sir C]

Not in France, where one egg is un oeuf.......

Sorry

We had a vote and decided to rid ourselves of the burden of effete Frenchmen and their uniovum habits, p.

[Peter]

We had a vote and decided to rid ourselves of the burden of effete Frenchmen and their uniovum habits, p.

So now you are after the French. What is it with you???