Something vaguely interesting in the wake of recent terrorist attacks.

[Peter]

You lot, you get a few terrorist attacks and you moan and bitch like you are the first people ever in the world to experience such shít.

Essentially you are nothing better than Americans.

Errr..... we do have some previous experience of this you know.

[Ash]

Errr..... we do have some previous experience of this you know.

Yeah but those lads were practically gentlemen compared to these loons. Used to phone up some of the time to give advanced warning.

[Sir C]

Yeah but those lads were practically gentlemen compared to these loons. Used to phone up some of the time to give advanced warning.

Sometimes, of course, they couldn't remember the phone number. 999 is a tricky one when you've only got 10 fingers and two wellies to count on.

[Peter]

Sometimes, of course, they couldn't remember the phone number. 999 is a tricky one when you've only got 10 fingers and two wellies to count on.

No mobiles in them days. Poor ****s had to use public pay phones. Never pleasant

[SWv2]

No mobiles in them days. Poor ****s had to use public pay phones. Never pleasant

Didn't always work as a thug may have vandalised it.

Then there was the issue with loose change. In summary a fúcking nightmare for your everyday terrorist just trying to go about his business.

I assume.

[Peter]

Didn't always work as a thug may have vandalised it.

Then there was the issue with loose change. In summary a fúcking nightmare for your everyday terrorist just trying to go about his business.

I assume.

You could pretty much guarantee a strong smell of piss as well.

[Sir C]

You could pretty much guarantee a strong smell of piss as well.

Well, yes, but then the Mick would leave and it would be ok again

I'm surprised at you p. They can't help pissing themselves; it's the 16 pints of Guinness and the ignorance that does it. :unclepaddy:

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sometimes, of course, they couldn't remember the phone number. 999 is a tricky one when you've only got 10 fingers and two wellies to count on.

Tree fellers were needed to make the calls

[Sir C]

Tree fellers were needed to make the calls

"And dere's only two of us."

They don't write 'em like that any more. Classic bantz.

[Peter]

Yeah but those lads were practically gentlemen compared to these loons. Used to phone up some of the time to give advanced warning.

Well they were trying to make a point, weren't they. These fellas just want to kills as many of us as possible.

They are not very good at it.