I see Sir C is being pilloried from all directions for being a food snob. I think it

[Luis Anaconda]

Actually, a fetish is an inanimate object of veneration.

Unlike Herb's cock which is now an inanimate object of no penetration

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Unlike Herb's cock which is now an inanimate object of no penetration

Or your liver which is now an almost inanimate object of no discernible function.