The Ben Stokes fight video....

[Burney]

Colchester University. Who knew.

What course is she doing?

It's the University of Essex. And Drama

[SWv2]

It's the University of Essex. And Drama

Oh sweet baby Jesus

[Burney]

Oh sweet baby Jesus

Yeah. She keeps telling me drama graduates are very employable. I nod and smile.

[SWv2]

Yeah. She keeps telling me drama graduates are very employable. I nod and smile.

Well a degree is merely proof, or a suggestion, to a potential employer that the applicant is of a reasonable level of intelligence and capable of applying themselves to a task.

I interviewed a chap years ago whose degree was something related to archaeology so obviously when the conversation lulled and we were dealing with hobbies and interests this came up, as in “what the fúck …”. There followed a discussion about Indiana Jones which apparently is a very common misconception as what AJ does in the movies is not archaeology.

Naturally I did not offer him the position as in this case all the degree proved was that he was a complete fúcking pervert with a few letters after his name.

[Peter]

It's the University of Essex. And Drama

Is she staying on campus?

Its a ****hole but marginally better than the town itself.

[Burney]

Is she staying on campus?

Its a ****hole but marginally better than the town itself.

Yes. A triumph of brutalist architecture, most of it. To be fair, the grounds around the campus are quite nice - at least in summer.

[Peter]

I have just watched the video and would suggest he is in a spot of bother.

My previous behaviour is totally irrelevant as I was dealt with at that time. This is a new case and verily I hope he gets done.

If an ordinary chap was to behave in such a way on a Saturday night you would want the full wrath of law and order to prevail. Just because this ginger thug can throw a ball very fast and/or catch a ball does not make him any different.

Let he who is without sin and all that. So, what did you get done for then?

A bowler does not throw the ball.

[SWv2]

Is she staying on campus?

Its a ****hole but marginally better than the town itself.

Halls of residence eh.

Hotbeds of riding. Sorry B.

[Peter]

Yes. A triumph of brutalist architecture, most of it. To be fair, the grounds around the campus are quite nice - at least in summer.

I know a couple of people there. I'll ask them to keep an eye on her for you.

[Peter]

Halls of residence eh.

Hotbeds of riding. Sorry B.

Not these days. Entering another's room is 'space rape'. They take this stuff very seriously indeed. The lads keep to themselves out of sheer terror.

Plenty of weed though. That hasn't changed.