Onomatopoeia places.

[Ash]

Indeed. It's between Cockermouth and Carlisle - quite close to Egremont.

There are two Shaps? The one I know is on the A6 south of Penrith. It has no petrol station.

Also Egremont is south of Cockinmouth, not between it an Carlisle. I fear your compass is unwell today.

[Luis Anaconda]

There are two Shaps? The one I know is on the A6 south of Penrith. It has no petrol station.

Also Egremont is south of Cockinmouth, not between it an Carlisle. I fear your compass is unwell today.

No petrol station, eh? That's the Shap of things to come really