Manchester must be fuming. London keep stealing their

[Pat Vegas]

Celebrities are already gathering at the scene. Prepare yourself for another awful concert.

I am going to Guns N Roses tomorrow I hope this is not awful.

[Just Trent]

I am going to Guns N Roses tomorrow I hope this is not awful.

Coldplay will gatecrash it, and turn it into 'the concert for hope'. Chris Martin running amok with his acoustic guitar