Nice easy start

[Pokster]

There is nothing to be done, p. The original pact was for The Arsenal not to win the league in exchange for England winning the Ashes.

England won the Ashes, so we won't win the league. The deal is done.

Can it be only broken if we sacrifice Berni on the pitch at the Emirates? Must be worth a try, nothing lost if it doesn't work

[Sir C]

Can it be only broken if we sacrifice Berni on the pitch at the Emirates? Must be worth a try, nothing lost if it doesn't work

I heard it would only work if he was publicly bummed to death by monty in the centre circle at half time during a league game.

[Pokster]

I heard it would only work if he was publicly bummed to death by monty in the centre circle at half time during a league game.

Monty would be up for that I'm sure...and Berni does have a cock fixation so apart from the death bit he might be OK with it