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  1. 11-20-2017, 10:30 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    in order to perch on my shoulder... yesterday he sprinted from the floor to my shoulder as usual but failed to notice that I was naked, so I endured deeper puncture wounds than usual, one of which went straight into the big blue vein on my winkle. If by some miracle I achieve tumescence I'll bleed out

    Does anyone want to buy a cat?
    A spot of discipline might be needed.

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  2. 11-20-2017, 10:32 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    A spot of discipline might be needed.

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    Yes, I must learn to wear appropriate clothing when he's awake
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