DilemmaWIMB - Due to a clerical error, our company has failed to order printer paper

[Luis Anaconda]

There is considerable wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Now it so happens that I always squirrel away a packet in my desk drawer for just such an eventuality (or, more usually, for when my printer runs out and I can't be bothered going to the stationery cupboard). However, revealing this stash in order to help out would mean making this - some might argue slightly selfish - strategy of mine public, which could put me in a bad light.

My inclination is therefore to keep schtum.

What say you?

Answer C: It's Friday - go to the pub

[Pat Vegas]

Answer C: It's Friday - go to the pub

He's gonna look stupid in the pub trying to hide a ream of paper under his arm.


though in one of my old work places the chef took a suitcase to the pub.
The boss joked that it was full of stolen meat.

Actually it was.