Bland.

[Pat Vegas]

Cor, now I fancy a sausage. Even a Richmond one. Nestling there on a plate like a kitten in bed with its siblings, the two fried eggs, the 6 rashers of streaky bacon and the black pudding.

I had some of those Heck chicken sausages. They are quite nice but hard to tell when they are cooked.

[SWv2]

I had some of those Heck chicken sausages. They are quite nice but hard to tell when they are cooked.

You sick ****.