OK, I'm bored of being on my notice period now.

[Burney]

I've got to write 200 words on airplane cabins if you fancy doing that

200 words? Piece of píss imo.

[Sir C]

No. Dartford.

We can lunch. Down Farningham, like in the old days.

[Sir C]

Depends on which Aeroline has them

Riddle me this. Which airline first put lie flat beds into business class and changed the whole paradigm at one fell swoop? God bless whoever it was, anyway.

[Burney]

Airplane? Airfúckingplane? Are you a septic?

What about aircraft cabins?

I think he should call the piece ‘Plane Speaking’ just to annoy you.

[Luis Anaconda]

Riddle me this. Which airline first put lie flat beds into business class and changed the whole paradigm at one fell swoop? God bless whoever it was, anyway.

Qatar? I'm sorry I have a cold

[Ash]

We can lunch. Down Farningham, like in the old days.

I had a pint in the pub next to the river there while walking the Darent Valley.

[Luis Anaconda]

200 words? Piece of píss imo.

It is but I lack motivation. It's almost beer time

[Burney]

We can lunch. Down Farningham, like in the old days.

I was thinking this.

[Sir C]

I think he should call the piece ‘Plane Speaking’ just to annoy you.

Believe it or not, that's the name of the Old Elthamian's magazine. Because of the big plane tree outside Central Hall.

A pun. They're using a pun.

[Burney]

It is but I lack motivation. It's almost beer time

Just blurb on for a bit, chucking in some factoids you got off the internet like everyone else.

It’s not like anyone reads the thing, is it?