I believe I speak for every red-blooded male when I say in response to this story

[Sir C]

No, I have had a relatively smooth ride thus far. She just went and got a job and lost a load of weight, two things that would have been rather nice while we were together.....

THe worst is yet to come as the house needs to be resolved. However, thus far it has been great fun.

Yes, as I say, cancer, but anyway, there's no need to dwell on that as long as your problems are all sorted.

[Peter]

Yes, as I say, cancer, but anyway, there's no need to dwell on that as long as your problems are all sorted.

You said you didnt want to talk about it......

Where was it?

[Sir C]

You said you didnt want to talk about it......

Where was it?

Beckenham. It's still there, I suppose. I wondered whether they might give it to me to take home, like they did my wisdom teeth, but no such luck, they kept it.

[Peter]

Beckenham. It's still there, I suppose. I wondered whether they might give it to me to take home, like they did my wisdom teeth, but no such luck, they kept it.

So.... did this actually happen or not? And do we know if it is Monty's fault?

[Sir C]

So.... did this actually happen or not? And do we know if it is Monty's fault?

Well, I did have a tuma up my bugle, but they tell me it wasn't malign.

What do they know anyway?

[Peter]

Well, I did have a tuma up my bugle, but they tell me it wasn't malign.

What do they know anyway?

Indeed, bloody quacks.

glad you're still alive anyway. That's nice

[Sir C]

Indeed, bloody quacks.

glad you're still alive anyway. That's nice

You're not living rough, are you p?

I don't like to think of you sleeping in a shop doorway getting pissed on by drunks. It's unseemly.