You say that, but the girlfriend was well impressed on holiday when I necked a pint, a bottle of wine and two shots of grappa over dinner. Not so impressed with my childcare efforts the following day.
Oh, well played. It's always a good feeling to be able to impress the ladies. Mine's German; been drinking me under the table* for over twenty years
*So to speak.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."