So it seems that it was the Defence Secretary's Close Protection Officer who shot

[Rich]

Have you started using that spray they make to cover up bald spots, Charles?

This isn't really a thing, is it? Like spray-paint for your head!!

[World's End Stella]

This isn't really a thing, is it? Like spray-paint for your head!!

Oh yes, you see it on American telly as one of those infomercials where they try and sell you something.

They pitch it as a spray which has tiny particles which cling to tiny hairs on your scalp thus creating short think hairs which cover your bald spot.

But in reality it's just spray painting your head.

[Luis Anaconda]

This isn't really a thing, is it? Like spray-paint for your head!!

as modelled by Paddy in Phoenix Nights

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