I gather we need something called a "Left 8" and they all cost 150 million quid.

[redgunamo]

We put in one cross against Bayern and nobody reached it. They immediately started discussing our desperate need for a centre forward.....

I don't know what a left 8 is but I don't want one!

No, me neither. Apparently they're extremely elusive fellows, that's why you have to pay all that money.