I am going to win the Euromillions jackpot this evening.

[Sir C]

£133 million pounds Sir C. Do you think it will be enough?
You can buy online or at the cigarette counters at most supermarkets.

Nothing more annoying than wanting to buy some fags to have some scratchcard **** in front of me taking forever.

*gulp* I confess, such an amount would be a most welcome addition to the Charlie family coffers. Yes, Mrs Charlie would be comfortably kept in hats for some time to come. I may investigate the feasibility of investing in this game of chance.

[Pat Vegas]

*gulp* I confess, such an amount would be a most welcome addition to the Charlie family coffers. Yes, Mrs Charlie would be comfortably kept in hats for some time to come. I may investigate the feasibility of investing in this game of chance.

I don't normally buy tickets as I find the prize breakdown not very good. The top prizes are good but the lower amounts are rubbish and the odds are terrible of winning anything.

when I do play I have often won less than I had paid for the tickets.

[Sir C]

I don't normally buy tickets as I find the prize breakdown not very good. The top prizes are good but the lower amounts are rubbish and the odds are terrible of winning anything.

when I do play I have often won less than I had paid for the tickets.

So it is just like visiting the casino but without the need for black tie and no chance of being hassled by Ukrainian hookers? I must say, it sounds rather fun.

[Pat Vegas]

So it is just like visiting the casino but without the need for black tie and no chance of being hassled by Ukrainian hookers? I must say, it sounds rather fun.

But what if you win?
then you need to go out and find the Ukrainian hookers.

[Pokster]

But what if you win?
then you need to go out and find the Ukrainian hookers.

If he wins i think The Ukranian hookers will find him