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Thread: Dear whining scouse ****s. Well done on your judicial stitch-up coming back with the

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    Dear whining scouse ****s. Well done on your judicial stitch-up coming back with the

    world's most predictable result. You are clearly all revelling in this apparent vindication and I imagine that, chimp-like, you are swinging off the lampposts of your revolting cesspool of a city and screeching about The Sun, Murdoch, Thatcher, etc, etc ad ****ing nauseam in your hideous, nails-down-a-blackboard accents.

    However, please do not think that this result in any way changes the rest of the country's perception of you. Nothing has changed. You are still 'murderers'. I know you like to erase Heysel from your incessant whining about persecution and victimisation, but you still did definitely push that wall and kill 39 Italians, so you can stick your 'poor, innocent us' act right up your collective arse.

    Equally, whining about this 'stereotype' of yourselves as thieving, lawless scroungers is ****ing rich, given that you have self-mythologised on that basis for decades. Indeed, you have been happy to claim 'credit' for the entire 'casual' fashion movement (God alone knows why) based on your fans' self-proclaimed penchant for stealing ****ty Sergio Tacchini clothing whilst in Italy during your 70s and 80s European jaunts. Oh, those cheeky, shoplifting scousers, eh?

    And as for complaining that your city has an undeserved reputation for self-pity, do **** off. You never stop having memorials and minute's silences.You once even left flowers for a dead chicken as I recall. You specialise in a particularly revolting form of greasy, self-congratulatory, virtue-signalling, grief-wallowing sentimentality that sickens any decent person. Any opportunity to nurse a grievance or proclaim your moral superiority from the top of your dungheap and you'll grab it with both hands.

    So 'Murderers'? Yes. 'Thieves'? Yes. 'Self-pitying ****ers'? Yes. Stereotypes don't emerge from thin air. You are categorised as irresponsible, amoral and violent because those are aspects of your local character that exist and which you have been happy in the past to play up to. It doesn't matter how many media-led witch hunts take place. We all know what you really are.


    Aaaaaaah, that feels better!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    world's most predictable result. You are clearly all revelling in this apparent vindication and I imagine that, chimp-like, you are swinging off the lampposts of your revolting cesspool of a city and screeching about The Sun, Murdoch, Thatcher, etc, etc ad ****ing nauseam in your hideous, nails-down-a-blackboard accents.

    However, please do not think that this result in any way changes the rest of the country's perception of you. Nothing has changed. You are still 'murderers'. I know you like to erase Heysel from your incessant whining about persecution and victimisation, but you still did definitely push that wall and kill 39 Italians, so you can stick your 'poor, innocent us' act right up your collective arse.

    Equally, whining about this 'stereotype' of yourselves as thieving, lawless scroungers is ****ing rich, given that you have self-mythologised on that basis for decades. Indeed, you have been happy to claim 'credit' for the entire 'casual' fashion movement (God alone knows why) based on your fans' self-proclaimed penchant for stealing ****ty Sergio Tacchini clothing whilst in Italy during your 70s and 80s European jaunts. Oh, those cheeky, shoplifting scousers, eh?

    And as for complaining that your city has an undeserved reputation for self-pity, do **** off. You never stop having memorials and minute's silences.You once even left flowers for a dead chicken as I recall. You specialise in a particularly revolting form of greasy, self-congratulatory, virtue-signalling, grief-wallowing sentimentality that sickens any decent person. Any opportunity to nurse a grievance or proclaim your moral superiority from the top of your dungheap and you'll grab it with both hands.

    So 'Murderers'? Yes. 'Thieves'? Yes. 'Self-pitying ****ers'? Yes. Stereotypes don't emerge from thin air. You are categorised as irresponsible, amoral and violent because those are aspects of your local character that exist and which you have been happy in the past to play up to. It doesn't matter how many media-led witch hunts take place. We all know what you really are.


    Aaaaaaah, that feels better!
    Oh I say, b. That's rather nicely put. Toujours le mot juste indeed; we can always rely on you to strike at the heart of the matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Oh I say, b. That's rather nicely put. Toujours le mot juste indeed; we can always rely on you to strike at the heart of the matter.
    If I didn't get it out somehow, I was going to explode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    If I didn't get it out somehow, I was going to explode.
    You have, in a very real way, spunked your spleen onto our upturned, expectant faces.

    Not the start to the day i was expecting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You have, in a very real way, spunked your spleen onto our upturned, expectant faces.

    Not the start to the day i was expecting.
    Yeah, sorry about that. It was you or The Guardian website. And since I figured that post would last about 10 seconds before being moderated on there, I decided here was probably better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yeah, sorry about that. It was you or The Guardian website. And since I figured that post would last about 10 seconds before being moderated on there, I decided here was probably better.
    Pray do not apologise, soul! Starting one's Wednesday with a sort of bile bukkake is rather invigorating, actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You once even left flowers for a dead chicken as I recall.
    I had to look that up.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4372230.stm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Merseyside Police told the community on Monday to "stop grieving, it's only a chicken".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Tory angry that traditional whipping boy receives the tiniest bit of justice. Human rights for untermenschen is an outrage etc etc...

    Aaaaaaah, that feels better!
    Did you lift this from a mid-2000s Spectator article by Boris Johnson?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Jorge View Post
    Did you lift this from a mid-2000s Spectator article by Boris Johnson?
    This has nothing to do with politics, j.

    My visceral contempt for scousers pre-dates any political leanings I may now have. They are a filthy genetic experiment of what happens when you mix the Irish, northerners, the Welsh and the sweepings of the world's oceans. Nothing good was ever likely to come of such a thing. The place should be wiped off the map.

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