So I have returned from India with my bowels in full working order

[Sir C]

Ave some of that, Dutchie.

India - what a f*cking dump. Can Indians not actually plan anything? Every part of it seems to have grown organically and as a result you get a load of building sites, some rubbish others not, surrounded by a load of shanty shops, some rubbish, others not. Garbage everywhere, traffic everywhere, pollution everywhere. What a dump.

Lovely people all right, they seem very happy and genuine. Although how anyone can be happy living in that dump is beyond me, and quite why anyone would ever want to visit it given how many other wonderfully interesting and civilized parts of the world there are I will never understand.

Having said that, I quite enjoyed my trip and will look forward to returning to see the lovely people. India, less so.

Yes, you're absolutely right, the sub-continent is an absolute dump and identifying this shows what a very special person you are. Congratulations.

Now I thought you said you were going to fúck off to Spurs?

[World's End Stella]

Yes, you're absolutely right, the sub-continent is an absolute dump and identifying this shows what a very special person you are. Congratulations.

Now I thought you said you were going to fúck off to Spurs?

Expressing an opinion makes someone special in your world? Actually, that explains quite a lot you strange, little Dutchie man.

My Spurs flirtation is investigatory at this point, only. This Saturday will be confusing, I must admit.

[Pokster]

Yes, you're absolutely right, the sub-continent is an absolute dump and identifying this shows what a very special person you are. Congratulations.

Now I thought you said you were going to fúck off to Spurs?

Do you mean "special" ?