Whilst ugly, ungainly and phenomenally common, Peter Crouch is actually

[Luis Anaconda]

Tastes like fúcking pish mind you, which is a drawback.

Couldn't give two fúcks what the French do either if pushed. I saw people drinking cider with ice cubes the other day.

Yeah but the Irish started that - heathens

[SWv2]

Yeah but the Irish started that - heathens

I will admit that the practice is very commonplace here but to just willy nilly accuse of us of starting it is a little rich in my view.

Drinking cider was very common and normal in my formative years of the early 80s and never did I see a like minded chum reach for an ice tray or equivalent.

If anything I would point at the Brits for this, given your other abominations such as "top".

Yes.