I'm trying to decide whether I prefer my Hula Hoops in beef

[Luis Anaconda]

or salt n vinegar.

It's a fúcking poser, and no mistake.

I haven't had Hula Hoops for about 5 years

I always have beef as soon as I get back to the UK - mainly because that is what WH Smith's sells

[Sir C]

I always have beef as soon as I get back to the UK - mainly because that is what WH Smith's sells

Do you only buy your Hula Hoops from W H Smith, la? Is it a religious thing?

[Luis Anaconda]

Do you only buy your Hula Hoops from W H Smith, la? Is it a religious thing?

Yes. Allah told me to