Jack Wilshere is an interesting player.

[Sir C]

Wait....so Jack isn't a central midfielder?

I am confused/sober.

I think 'central midfielder' means something different these days. He's a trequartista, don't you know. #jorge

[Peter]

I think 'central midfielder' means something different these days. He's a trequartista, don't you know. #jorge

Does he play in the middle bit of the pitch doing passes and stuff, and not scoring? I dont mind what we call it.

[World's End Stella]

Does he play in the middle bit of the pitch doing passes and stuff, and not scoring? I dont mind what we call it.

Yes, but don't call him a central midfielder. Let's just call him Jack and not pigeonhole the poor chap.

[Sir C]

Does he play in the middle bit of the pitch doing passes and stuff, and not scoring? I dont mind what we call it.

I am afraid you are somewhat behind the times. Back in my day, a midfield player was a midfield player. Now he must be categorised as a central midfielder, a defensive midfielder, an attacking midfielder, or a no. 10/trequartista.

Football hipsters have destroyed our game, p #jorge

[Peter]

I am afraid you are somewhat behind the times. Back in my day, a midfield player was a midfield player. Now he must be categorised as a central midfielder, a defensive midfielder, an attacking midfielder, or a no. 10/trequartista.

Football hipsters have destroyed our game, p #jorge

Or a holding midfielder. Or an injured midfielder, which is his best position.

[Ash]

I think 'central midfielder' means something different these days. He's a trequartista, don't you know. #jorge

He didn't get that no. 10 shirt for nothing, you know.

Oh. *remembers Gallas