I just had a sweet little daydream in which Spain encounter Egypt

[SWv2]

and one of Mo Salah's team mates deliberately snaps the leg of the despicable ****-stain Ramos (Eduardo/Ramsey stylee) and as he is leaving the field having been red carded, plants a vicious kick into the laughably small gonads of the boss-eyed pikey traitor Cesc

Ramos has gone up in my estimation post-Salah.

[Luis Anaconda]

Ramos has gone up in my estimation post-Salah.

Mine too - the "A drop of my sweat fell on Firminho and he got a cold line" was superb