You'll all be relieved to hear that my goolies have improved.

[Sir C]

They don't feel robust enough to go for a run yet, but they're definitely better than yesterday.

[TheCurly]

They don't feel robust enough to go for a run yet, but they're definitely better than yesterday.

This is great news.I must admit I didn't sleep very well worrying and that

[Luis Anaconda]

They don't feel robust enough to go for a run yet, but they're definitely better than yesterday.

Glad to hear it. Mine are a bit itchy tbh but it might just be the heat

[Burney]

They don't feel robust enough to go for a run yet, but they're definitely better than yesterday.

'Improved' in what sense? Aesthetically? Spiritually? Intellectually? Culturally?

[TheCurly]

'Improved' in what sense? Aesthetically? Spiritually? Intellectually? Culturally?

I don't think it matters,B
But isn't it great we men can now talk of these things?
We'll be talking about fingers up bumholes next

[Burney]

Glad to hear it. Mine are a bit itchy tbh but it might just be the heat

Now I have a vision of your sweaty, itchy sac, la. Thanks for that.

[Burney]

I don't think it matters,B
But isn't it great we men can now talk of these things?
We'll be talking about fingers up bumholes next

I only ever allow one finger at a time, c. I'm not a slag.

[Luis Anaconda]

Now I have a vision of your sweaty, itchy sac, la. Thanks for that.

It's not a big thing, b

[Sir C]

It's not a big thing, b

Has your dhobi-wallah applied too much starch to your drawers cellular, la? The dhobi itch can be a nasty business.

[Sir C]

This is great news.I must admit I didn't sleep very well worrying and that

Be honest, you couldn't sleep because you were over-excited by your 50 quid.