Rumours building that AW is out.

[Sir C]

Can't see many brilliant options to replace him with though.

Would quite like Zidane, as long as Pochettino goes to RM

It's to be Mikel

Mikel and his hair is the only management team I will accept.

[PSRB]

It's to be Mikel

Mikel and his hair is the only management team I will accept.

as longs as he brings the PEDS

[Sir C]

as longs as he brings the PEDS

It's definitely time we got involved with the doping. It would be lovely to see our boys running around like those Barcelona and Bayern Munich fellows at 100 mph for 90 minutes.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

It's to be Mikel

Mikel and his hair is the only management team I will accept.

and I awake this morning and rush to my window and see not one lousy fúcking millimeter of the stuff!

You jinxed my snow

[Sir C]

and I awake this morning and rush to my window and see not one lousy fúcking millimeter of the stuff!

You jinxed my snow

I cannot be held liable for atmospheric vagaries, h. I got fúck all here, and 10 miles south they were buried.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I cannot be held liable for atmospheric vagaries, h. I got fúck all here, and 10 miles south they were buried.

Goats 'n Monkies man, you are supposed to be some kind of expert in the machinations and physics of the stratosphere claiming, as you do, to spend most of your time cavorting in it in your blasted flying contraptions. The only thing you've ever 'flown' are those little balsa wood models with a lazzy band propeller*

*I loved those little planes as a kid - whatever happened to them?

[Sir C]

Goats 'n Monkies man, you are supposed to be some kind of expert in the machinations and physics of the stratosphere claiming, as you do, to spend most of your time cavorting in it in your blasted flying contraptions. The only thing you've ever 'flown' are those little balsa wood models with a lazzy band propeller*

*I loved those little planes as a kid - whatever happened to them?

They were tremendous. Did you ever wind the band so far it snapped? A disaster!

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

They were tremendous. Did you ever wind the band so far it snapped? A disaster!

Of course!

I remember a friends dad built a farkin great big one with a balsa wood frame covered in paper with two propellers. We were like the children of Hamelyn to his piper and he nonced every single one of us but the sore arse was worth watching that thing take off. Yes, it started on the ground and actually took off!

[Sir C]

Of course!

I remember a friends dad built a farkin great big one with a balsa wood frame covered in paper with two propellers. We were like the children of Hamelyn to his piper and he nonced every single one of us but the sore arse was worth watching that thing take off. Yes, it started on the ground and actually took off!

I was always allowed to buy one at the toy shop near some relatives we used to visit up near Mildenhall. Now the interesting thing is that the daughter was married to an American who worked on the base at Mildenhall and she ended up with a massive heroin habit and was last heard of selling blow jobs for a fiver around Kings Croiss somewhere. She may have worked the same street corners as your mum, come to think of it.