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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Are you not at all concerned about your capacity for making the sex after a hearty 3-course meal and lashings of sleep-inducing fizz?

    I mean, you can't take the missus to a fancy hotel for your wedding anniversary and not mark the occasion with intercourse.
    My shrivelled half inch prawn is of little use in matters of sexytime, m. I have my memories and they suffice.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    My shrivelled half inch prawn is of little use in matters of sexytime, m. I have my memories and they suffice.
    Oh dear, sounds like you need to reignite the flames for you both.

    Have you considered taking her up the Oxo Tower?

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