New Weller album today of course.

[World's End Stella]

That's three things I hate about Woking; Weller, Woking itself and their hockey team.

Weller cause he looks like an ageing lesbian, Woking cause it's a dump and their hockey team cause I almost got in a fight when we beat them 2-1 last season.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

cause I almost got in a fight when we beat them 2-1 last season.

you not been cowering in the latrines, pretending to need a ****, like the big transgender maple syrup licking cissy boy you are.

[World's End Stella]

you not been cowering in the latrines, pretending to need a ****, like the big transgender maple syrup licking cissy boy you are.

Ouch! Herbie appears from nowhere and dives in two footed.

Watch it, Java geek, one more of those and I may have to kill you. Or worse, take away your xBox.