They didn't have any Colombian or Guatemalan coffee in the shop so I took a punt on Kenyan.
It's crap, but worst of all I fell for the old buy two and get about fifty pee off each one.
What a mug!
Is good coffee and bad coffee really *that* different, though? I must confess that provided it has a strong coffee flavor I struggle to distinguish between any of the major coffee places' products. Nero, Starbucks, Costa, the little trendy places - they all taste pretty much the same to me.
I remember that pretentious, ginger dwarf Harvey (PBUH) assuring me once that Starbucks was terrible and niche, one-off coffee houses were wonderful. I struggled to see the difference and just assumed he was being a tw@t.
I wasn't buying a cup of coffee, Alberto. I bought two bags for use in my espresso engine, and after the velvet tones of my central American favourites it tastes a little bit like poo. Would you like a bag of Kenyan coffee?
Not as much like poo as the Chocolate With Poo In that you can buy in the Old Compton Street shoppie though.