I see there's one of those 'The Universe is Really Big' videos doing the rounds on

[Sir C]

One of your better posts, if you don't mind me being a slightly patronising cùnt.

Consciousness is really weird, when you start thinking about it. And the more you think about it the weirder it can feel, especially if you hit that meta-self-analytical spiral. Like, maaan. Your Shiva explanation could be seductively comforting - were I not to snap out of it and remember I'm actually a hard-nosed materialist who has put childish notions of Supreme Beings behind me.

Have you had a wee toke at lunchtime, a?

[Ash]

Have you had a wee toke at lunchtime, a?

Not for many years, sadly. I can still vaguely remember how to feel stoned though.

[Sir C]

Not for many years, sadly. I can still vaguely remember how to feel stoned though.

Apparently you can get thon oil which you can enjoy by means of a vaporiser. Had I youth and expertise on my side I think I would enjoy this activity.