You know the old jokes about getting older and your prostate swelling,

[Sir C]

I find keeping liquid intake to a minimum after around 9pm can make a big difference.

But then, I'm about 20 years younger than you, not to mention significantly healthier and in better shape, so maybe you're beyond hope.

I'm still in good enough shape to batter you to death with your mum's corpse.

[Monty92]

I'm still in good enough shape to batter you to death with your mum's corpse.

Presumably you'd render me semi-conscious so you can f*ck Maureen's corpse while I'm forced to watch before finishing me off, so to speak?

[Sir C]

Presumably you'd render me semi-conscious so you can f*ck Maureen's corpse while I'm forced to watch before finishing me off, so to speak?

You have a deeply perverse imagination. Fancy hooking up?