I made the sensible and mature decision to avoid that game like the plague

[Sir C]

Did you wear a hooped bathing costume and straw hat ?

Naturally. Woollen. And I smoke a pipe.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

A glance at twitter, revealing the predictable meltdown of the demented, added a touch of amusement to proceedings.

It was bad
We are well and truly in the ****

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

If you pop up the coast to Seasalter there's a really lovely restaurant called Jojo's. Better than anything in Whitstable bar the fancy dan Wheeler's.

I'm not up to speed with the North Kent coast cuisine locations of choice. Presumably, we better all "chow down" before Monty moves in and it all goes to pot.

[Burney]

Bairstow really didnt get the memo about 'respecting test cricket' did he. Stokes and Moeen are showing how you can counter attack without going into one day mode and taking silly risks. He needs to sort his head out.

I was watching it on my iPad with my earphones in the garden and (apparently) shouted 'What the fùck was that, you thick, ugly, ginger cùnt?' when he played that shot. I thought I'd said it in a reasonable tone, but apparently not.

I'm not sure my neighbours appreciated that too much. After all, if they wanted to hear that sort of thing being bellowed uncouthly, they'd move in next to WES.

[Sir C]

I'm not up to speed with the North Kent coast cuisine locations of choice. Presumably, we better all "chow down" before Monty moves in and it all goes to pot.

Whitstable needsa little care, actually. It is easy to eat expensively and badly. monty will undoubtedly drag the tone of the place down.

[Burney]

Whitstable needsa little care, actually. It is easy to eat expensively and badly. monty will undoubtedly drag the tone of the place down.

You're fine if you stick to oyster and lobsters imo.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

You're fine if you stick to oyster and lobsters imo.

Is there any other reason to go there?

[Burney]

Is there any other reason to go there?

I saw Vic Reeves wandering around with his family when I last went. And a bric-a-brac shop had Peter Cushing's telly for sale.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Your neighbours are in hearing distance? You poor thing b

[Sir C]

You're fine if you stick to oyster and lobsters imo.

Not necessarily.