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Thread: Hang on, there is a match tonight?

  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Was that when Arsene grabbed him on the touchline

    I wish Arsene wouldn't try to fight people. He would get battered in a fight against any of the other 19 managers in the Premier League.
    He might be able to take Ranieri.

  2. #42
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    He might be able to take Ranieri.
    Yes, well - he's not one of the 19 managers in the Premier League, is he?

  3. #43
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    He might be able to take Ranieri.
    He's gone, I'm afraid.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  4. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Was that when Arsene grabbed him on the touchline

    I wish Arsene wouldn't try to fight people. He would get battered in a fight against any of the other 19 managers in the Premier League.
    I wish Jose had fallen on the floor when Arsene pushed him in the chest
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  5. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    He's gone, I'm afraid.
    Oh, yeah. Bugger. Is there anyone else?

  6. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Was that when Arsene grabbed him on the touchline

    I wish Arsene wouldn't try to fight people. He would get battered in a fight against any of the other 19 managers in the Premier League.
    "This pleasant gentleman presented himself to me today with acute pain in both upper arms. Would you please do him over with those scanners and shít."

    That's all I need, man.

  7. #47
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    "This pleasant gentleman presented himself to me today with acute pain in both upper arms. Would you please do him over with those scanners and shít."

    That's all I need, man.
    Doctor Rich has diagnosed that you are suffering with Athletes Foot
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  8. #48
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    "This pleasant gentleman presented himself to me today with acute pain in both upper arms. Would you please do him over with those scanners and shít."

    That's all I need, man.
    How would you rank the pain on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the most severe pain you could imagine?

  9. #49
    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    How would you rank the pain on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the most severe pain you could imagine?
    It varies from 0 to 7, occasionally gusting 7.5.

  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It varies from 0 to 7, occasionally gusting 7.5.
    Does it böllocks get to 7.5

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