Hang on, there is a match tonight?

[Ash]

Mine :sigh:

I think it's West Ham at home. I've just remembered that they have Andy Carroll and feel less positive about our prospects now

Commiserations, Rich.

That is both for the wedding and for partly supporting Arsenal at this difficult time when we KNOW that Mr Carroll will probably score two goals against us.

[redgunamo]

Commiserations, Rich.

That is both for the wedding and for partly supporting Arsenal at this difficult time when we KNOW that Mr Carroll will probably score two goals against us.

Oh, a wedding is good fun. But just like safeguarding your goal from chaps like Andy Carroll, it all depends on who's in charge of it

[Burney]

Oh, a wedding is good fun. But just like safeguarding your goal from chaps like Andy Carroll, it all depends on who's in charge of it

You mean look out for the big lad up front penetrating your defences and slamming it home?

You've been to some odd weddings, r.

[redgunamo]

You mean look out for the big lad up front penetrating your defences and slamming it home?

You've been to some odd weddings, r.

Indeed. No risk, no reward, as the man said.

[redgunamo]

Despite our sell-out crowds there is less fan interest in seeing the Arsenal than at any point since the last days of the Houston regime.

Enthusiasm, rather than mere support, is very important to the club, I reckon.

[Ash]

Oh, a wedding is good fun. But just like safeguarding your goal from chaps like Andy Carroll, it all depends on who's in charge of it

Emilianissimo Martinez, I gather.

We're running out of goalkeepers.

[Burney]

Enthusiasm, rather than mere support, is very important to the club, I reckon.

You say that...

http://www.espnfc.com/blog/the-toe-p...r-out-movement

[Rich]

Oh. Congratulations, old boy.

When is it? June?

You realise, of course, that weddings are a monumental pain in the hole, yes?

Not even until next summer ffs. But apparently things need to be prepared for well in advance.

I do realise they're a massive ball-ache/expense but I have planned to mitigate that with a stag do in Sydney for the New Year's Test

[Burney]

Not even until next summer ffs. But apparently things need to be prepared for well in advance.

I do realise they're a massive ball-ache/expense but I have planned to mitigate that with a stag do in Sydney for the New Year's Test

Oh, well. There's plenty of time between then and now. Many a slip twixt cup and lip and a' that.

[Rich]

West Ham? Ugh. I've refused to watch any games between us and West Ham since watching Pardew taunting Wenger while nursing a hangover on Sir C's sofa.

Was that when Arsene grabbed him on the touchline

I wish Arsene wouldn't try to fight people. He would get battered in a fight against any of the other 19 managers in the Premier League.