Mother of God, imagine if Bournemouth score first.

[redgunamo]

You would have to admit it would be funny, cameras pan to AW as he rocks back and forth while SB looks angry yet curiously disinterested.

Even funnier if the goal in any way result from a misplaced pass by GX or an out of position AR.

It is a warped sense of humour I will concede, but still funny. We then rescue the match around minutes 77 – 90 with strikes from Giroud and a clearly disillusioned Sanchez.

Alexis is shagged, I think, on international duty.

#2-3weeks

[IUFG]

Alexis is shagged, I think, on international duty.

#2-3weeks

Ah, we have found our new Diaby.

Well, until the winter transfer window opens.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

I can foresee a situation where we fail to beat Bournemouth and lose to Chelsea and Doncaster leading to absolute meltdown.

[IUFG]

perhaps this is what it will take for us to have a complete Leeds United style collapse; before Alisher comes and rescues us

[Sir C]

I can foresee a situation where we fail to beat Bournemouth and lose to Chelsea and Doncaster leading to absolute meltdown.

Mind you, even if we lose our next 3 games, what more can happen? More #muggybanners? More aeroplanes? More screeching at Fatboy's camera?

None of it will make any difference.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

More protests, fewer people going to the stadium, downturn in commercial revenues, fall in the share price?

[Sir C]

More protests, fewer people going to the stadium, downturn in commercial revenues, fall in the share price?

That is the only scenario which would prompt action, but season tickets are already paid for and tourists won't stop coming for a long time yet.

[SWv2]

Alexis is shagged, I think, on international duty.

#2-3weeks

He played for Chile last night.

Flight home and a wee "play" with his dogs and he will be fine. Bit pissed off no doubt when he sees the likes of Welbeck and Walcott but generally speaking fine.